Superstition

Superstition is true, it's not just a belief, these unfortunate things happen if you act a certain way.

People tell me they don't care about luck, phooey! Not care about luck? Do you want misfortune to happen to you?

Obviously not! Your luck comes into every situation, I'm lucky I have plenty of credit for $10, how did that happen? It's a mystery.

My mobile still has internet this whole time, how did my luck flow like magic?

When I took off the green scarf and the yellow and black socks at night I stopped getting disturbed by demons, fairies and squawking birds.

I put on blue and black socks and now things are normal, nothing weird or not peaceful at night, now I can relax.

That's what I thought, strange and fortunate things happen when you're very superstitious.

Weird things like that extra luck, it does happen, hear crows at night wearing green then tell me what you believe.

Green is an unlucky colour, as is yellow, nor should you ever walk under a ladder or open an umbrella indoors, do you think this is just a piece of fun? You'll see when you're extra-lucky.