Survey - do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

I have always been standing up while whiping and I thought that everyone did but after I brought it up about a year ago I realised that more than half of my friends sits down. I have tried sitting down but it's impossible to reach and my arm always hits the side of the bowl which is extremely disgusting.

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  • disthing

    Sitting down.

    It's pretty easy and straightforward. I'm the opposite of you, OP, I'm surprised anybody does it standing up.

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  • Paradiddle

    I'll be honest here because why not. I do that standing up and I've never even thought about wiping while sitting until this question. At least while standing, my hand doesn't have to touch the toilet and neither can the newly feces-covered paper accidentally graze it either which would be unneeded messes.

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    • anti-hero

      You just lean up a bit.

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  • PapzBSlim

    How can you wipe your anus while standing up? Seems like you will be smearing the feces all between your buttocks. Sitting down and leaning forward is how it is done.

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    • thecowboy911

      "smearing the feces all between your buttocks"
      Yea and its gonna be all lubricated and smooth if u walked after this

      Anybody else wanna make me vomit this thread is fuckin disgusting

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      • PapzBSlim

        "All lubricated and smooth" just made me die of laughter, lol. We should stop now since we are getting ahead of ourselves.

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  • Kerry69

    I wipe after peeing,standing up. (Guy)

    Been doing it at least 30years .More hygienic.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I stand up. I don't get how people can sit down and do it. After all, they are sticking their hands down the loo where it could accidentally graze upon their leavings...

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  • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja

    I stand up. I'll tell you one thing though, the person who invented automatic flush toilets was definitely a sitter.

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  • handsignals

    I sit down to pee
    And stand up to poo
    At job interviews

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    • charli.m

      You are so post modern :)

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Question to sitters: how can you see that you're done?

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    • iEatZombies_

      Wipe until the paper is clean.

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      • gummy_jr

        Genius :)

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        • iEatZombies_

          I guess I should change my answer on that 'How smart are you"l poll, huh? =P

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          • gummy_jr

            Lol yes

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    • disthing

      How do YOU see that you're done?

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      • GoraIntoDesiGals

        By looking which is why I stand. In the pot you can't see properly with your hands underneath your bum.

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        • You put your head between your legs while standing up?

          Hahahahahahahahahaha

          ha

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          • GoraIntoDesiGals

            @the paper duh

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            • disthing

              You can wipe and check whilst sitting and without smearing shit on yourself. It's easy.

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  • anti-hero

    There is only one correct answer, sitting down. Or hosing off in the backyard.

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  • Iamagirl

    It depends. If I poop I usually stand up, if I pee I sit

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  • ReoKado

    Some advice, use a shower nozzle then you won't have to wipe at all. Best of all it doesn't smear that way.

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  • Koda

    I monitored myself. Apparently I'm sitting down, and I reach around with my left hand while leaning to the right so my ass comes off the toilet on the left side and I can put my arm down. LOL!

    To OP - When you tried to wipe sitting were you going between your legs? If so, I'd say that's why it didn't work. I've been managing my whole life with zero toilet bowl contact.

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    • CannibalVegan

      I did it from the right and tried to lean forward but it felt extremely unnatural and forced.

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  • iEatZombies_

    I first wipe sitting down as to prevent drizzles or drops, and then I stand to wipe- so I can get the whole butt and thigh area. I wipe (as stated before) until paper is clean.

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  • loopoo

    Sitting down, how do you wipe standing up, I thought everyone sat.

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    • CannibalVegan

      In my opinion, standing is far more superior but MUCH for degrading to stand because you kind of squat and make weird faces (At least I do because I'm concentrating) but it doesn't matter to me because nobody sees me anyways. If you sit, there is a much bigger risk of touching the bowl or the water and it's so much harder to get everything. If you squat you can easily get everything without difficulties.

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      • loopoo

        I must admit I have never touched the bowl or water and I am a life long sitter. Next time however I shall attempt to stand and tell you how it went.

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        • CannibalVegan

          Yeah, I just tried it. I tried several times to wipe but it was impossible to reach. I still don't understand how people can do it! xD

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          • Koda

            lol, this is making me realize there's more of a technique to what we all call "normal" or "natural" than we realize. As a sitter who has never had any problem "getting it all" and has never touched the water or bowl, it sounds so weird that someone would not be able to "reach". But then I realized that it's probably because they assume sitters reach between legs... as far as I know no one goes between legs, it's always lifting one cheek, or scooching forward and reaching from behind. For me, the side approach gives me complete clearance. The thing that disturbs me most about standing is that you have to drop your shit paper through the air from your ass, I don't like the idea of seeing it fall from any height.

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          • loopoo

            Yes, it seems so unnatural, I couldn't even go ahead with it after standing how on earth do they manage!?

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        • CannibalVegan

          I shall do the same!

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  • DangerousPotatoGuy

    I wipe standing up it comes naturally, what about in those public loos you have to be with me on this one

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  • GuessWho

    This has been asked at least 3 times here before.

    The population seems to be divided roughly half and half.

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    • Shroot

      True that.

      A better question would be "Do you shit standing up or sitting down"

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  • Gawdzirra

    Piss down, shit up.

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  • davesumba

    I thought everyone wiped standing up. I tried wiping sitting down once and it is just way easier, more efficient, and more comfortable to do it standing up.

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