Swears are funny

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I have tried not to swear because of my upbringing but I am legally an adult now and am going to compile a list of my favorites that give me joy and mirth:

1) Dong- It has a funny and plosive sound to it. It is abrupt so adds shock value to a sentence. Furthermore, it sounds like a Chinese person's name (no h8 to chineses)

2)Piss- It just is funny, and it sounds like pies, which is dog in polish. I am reminded a lot of this word piss by my hometown

3) Fatass: I appreciate this word because I think that fat jokes are funny.

4) Balls: For starters, the word 'balls' can be used for so many other meanings other than testes, so the mix up is entertaining.

That's all for now, thank you for reading. If I learn any more, I will update xx

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McSorley

3 years ago | pl

Pfff, those are swear words, eh? Were you raised by a pack of nuns?

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- megadriver
  
  3 years ago
  
  Bet op is like "Fiddlesticks! The fatass that cut me off is a total dong!"
  
  kicks the table with his toe "Piss, balls!"
  
  Cartoon characters swear more XD
  
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  - leggs91200
    
    3 years ago
    
    When he is super infuriated, he says "Gosh dangit!"
    
    Now me, when *I* kick the table with my toe, I get so pissed off that I get vapor-locked and cannot even for a coherent cuss word. I just think in my head, "Dear Lord, please help me to find the correct profanity to take your name in vain."
    
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    - McSorley
      
      3 years ago
      
      "Dagnabbit! My Gad dang toe!"
      
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      - leggs91200
        
        3 years ago
        
        Oh I say a lot worse than "Dag nabbit"
        
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  - McSorley
    
    3 years ago
    
    "Fiddle dee-dee, that will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to kick this DOG HOUSE DOWN!"
    -Homer Simpson
    
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    3 years ago
    
    You must watch really rude cartoons then
    
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    - megadriver
      
      3 years ago
      
      Your replies on this thread are genuinely hilarious. It's trolling, but done elegantly and with taste.
      
      I love it! XD
      
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Yes a wild pack of nuns I made annual migrations with them to the vatican and hunted infidels with them for dinner
  
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JustAHuman

3 years ago

Bob Saget!

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- Wryladradofft
  
  3 years ago
  
  Fuck salt!
  
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- Tommythecaty
  
  3 years ago
  
  Who’s the faggot with the tuba?!
  
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  - Wari0
    
    3 years ago
    
    That's not Mickey Mouse that's just TIT DIRT
    
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    - McSorley
      
      3 years ago
      
      DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
      
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        3 years ago
        
        😂
        
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        3 years ago
        
        Total, like the cereal brand?
        
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        3 years ago
        
        Yeah. You know not of the Tourette's Guy?
        
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Unknown_player

3 years ago

You seem like a pretty innocent adult to me

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charli.m

3 years ago

Oh...oh, honey...

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Supertater

2 years ago

BUGGETYFUCKEMS!!

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YE

3 years ago

There's no such thing as "chineses", who or what are those?

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LloydAsher

3 years ago

Ass and Shit

Such powerful words that can be used in varied ways. Ass can be used to exaggerate and to describe.

Ass end of nowhere. Those are some big ass trees!

Shit can be used in both positive and negative connotations

That's shit! This is the Shit! You are shit. You are the shit!

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  3 years ago
  
  How articulate of you! I wish that I had added ass and shit to the list :(
  
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

3 years ago

i spent some time workin in the far east and we were always laughin about dong bein used everywhere

funniest thing though was explianin to a filipino why it was funny

he spoke english pretty well but didnt get lotsa expressions or slang so the look on his face when i told him that dong was slang for penis was fuckin hilarious

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leggs91200

3 years ago

The OP might be like 18 and grew up sheltered.

Instead of God Damnit, one could say "Donald Trumpit", Take Trump's name in vain.

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Somenormie

3 years ago

It is only funny depending on the context.

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