Ten things that annoy me....

10. People who can't identify common vegetables and fruits.

9. Anyone over age 10 who says ValenTIMES Day instead of ValenTINES Day.

8. Heavy breathers.

7. Transitions™ lenses.

6. Rough carpets.

5. Cell phones.

4. Practically new pencils with no eraser.

3. Umbrellas.

2. Short, detailed, precision cut, thin-lined facial hair.

1. Zippo lighters.

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Based on 80 votes (38 yes)
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Comments ( 66 )
  • kelili

    Sometimes I get the feeling that a monkey is the moderator of this sie.

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  • Thexoutcast

    Merging without a turn signal

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    • gummy_jr

      That makes me want to shoot out a motherfucker's tires

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      • Thexoutcast

        Exactly

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    • Shackleford96

      That one bugs me too. Whenever that happens to me I usually scream an uncontrollable outburst; something along the lines of 'NICE BLINKER BITCH!'

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  • dom180

    Okay.

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    • What annoys you?

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      • megadriver

        10. When you ask your (upset/ angry/ sad) girlfriend "What's up" and she goes all nothing!
        9. Idiot and slow drivers!
        8. Rubbish service (Tax office, store, hospital...)
        7. All the crap shows on TV
        6. Modern pop music.
        5. People touching my car
        4. People lying to me
        3. Thieves
        2. Vandals
        1. Friendzone

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        • Boredomkillsthatsbad

          I like how friend zone is #1

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          • megadriver

            I never got luck with a really hot girl I liked. Back in 10th grade, she friendzoned me and I've been stuck in there ever since XD Gave her a hint, she didn't bite! Told her directly, got a "I feel you as a friend" response.
            After 11th grade I didn't care, cause I got a girlfriend.

            So yeah, I know the 2nd worst thing a man can expirience XD

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        • Shackleford96

          What kind of vehicle do you have?

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          • megadriver

            2005 Mercedes C320CDI

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            • Shackleford96

              Sounds like a nice car.

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      • 10. fleas/mosquitos/germs
        9. stuff that breaks right away
        8. walmart/mainstream fast food
        7. hoarding/messiness/bad hygiene
        6. stuff in my food that shouldn't be
        5. naggers/whiny people
        4. bad parents
        3. being ignored
        2. automated phone systems/bad service
        1. rugs over carpet

        Those are the first things that come to mind. There are many more.

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        • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

          You forgot to list your hatred of curtains!

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  • Shackleford96

    Haha!

    I kind of hoped the list would keep going...

    Top ten most annoying repeat stories/polls, go!

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    • SkullsNRoses

      10. IIN I can't stop thinking about this girl
      9. IIN to have a crush on this boy
      8. IIN to be scared of (insert normal everyday item)
      7. IIN I'm paranoid
      6. IIN to feel depressed
      5. What is the perfect boob size?
      4. At what age did you lose your virgintiy?
      3. IIN for my boyfriend to be jealous
      2. IIN to be a virgin at (insert any age between 16 and 30)
      1. IIN I'm straight BUT...

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    • 1.IIN that my dog licks my vagina?
      2.IIN that my brother licks my vagina?
      3.IIN that my penis is too small?
      4.IIN that I'm some kind of pervert, or deviant, or just plain sick weirdo?
      5.IIN that I want to outdo everyone on IIN?
      6.IIN I'm 40 and I'm still a virgin?
      7.IIN that I fantasize about the same sex?
      8.IIN that I'm addicted to IIN?
      9.IIN that that I touch myself every time I see a post from _____? (I won't say their name although I really want to :P Just, insert any popular IIN user.)
      10. IIN I love to troll, like really, really love to troll and I also have other anti-social and schizoid personality problems?

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    • The most common overdone story I see is IIN (insert gay activity/thought).

      It seems these make up about %5-%10 of posts and the month I bought IIN gold it seemed about %30 in the unmoderated section.

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      • Shackleford96

        Yep, they are quite tiring. I just skip them.

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    • I haven't been here long enough to specify but overall I'd imagine most things are normal so most things seem repetitive.

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  • GuessWho

    I can't think why everyday items like Transitions™ lenses, Cell phones, Umbrellas, and Zippo lighters would annoy anyone.

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    • Really? You can't think of any reasons? Especially for cell phones?

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      • GuessWho

        It's only a problem if they are misused - e.g. someone constantly texting while you're trying to have a conversation with them in person.
        It's rude people I have a problem with, not their cell phones.

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  • I kind of see how this is related to IIN but it's a stretch.

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  • Grapist

    Dude yes transition lenses are for fags

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  • Jeaneathean

    9: People who say/write should/could/would OF instead of HAVE.

    10: Adults who ride bikes on the pavement.

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  • FairlessDave

    Adults that cannot pronounce the word "picture" and insist on saying "pixture" or "pitcher".

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    • "adults"

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  • Caryopteris

    Yeah you shouldn't have Transitions lenses unless your sneakers have Velcro ... Not a good look, even on the elderly, quite honestly.

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  • LemonCheese

    Uhm, you're a little strange. xD

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  • agentchaos

    these are all peeves of mine too

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  • sniffing
    spitting
    clattery heels
    chasing on stairs
    cutlery hitting teeth
    someone using knife and fork as drumsticks on table .. percussion is hitting the plate
    laughing about above but not stopping when asked! O-o
    birds in cages
    any animal abused for sport or pleasure
    bills

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  • robbieforgotpw

    I crapped in my pants this am

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    • NotStrangeBird

      Thank god. The world makes sense again.

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  • Abend_zersetzen_mich

    I understand umbrellas and cell phones, but why are Transitions™ lenses annoying? I'm not criticizing you, I'm just curious.

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    • Shoefish

      Why are umbrellas annoying?

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      • Abend_zersetzen_mich

        They can get in your way when you are walking and sometimes they open when they're not supposed to.

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        • Shoefish

          Yeah fair enough. I do hate it when other people don't watch where they're putting them.

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  • Want to do bad things with a bird?

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    • dirtybirdy

      What's this??

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      • I remember poopweasel very well............

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        • dirtybirdy

          Is that so. Hmmm interesting.

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          • It is interesting..

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  • Shoefish

    Number 9 has always infuriated me. I think the rest are kind of weird things to be bothered by.

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    • Shackleford96

      I like your username for some reason.

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      • Shoefish

        Thank you. First thing that came to my head for some reason.

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        • Shackleford96

          Nice. I'm trying to imagine what that fish might look like XD

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  • Shrunk

    lol'd

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  • anti-hero

    What's wrong with Zippo?

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    • Top 10 things I Hate about Zippo:

      10. The abundance of fakes.

      9. The lame image.

      8. The unreliability.

      7. The price.

      6. The maintenance.

      5. The choices...too many choices!

      4. The men who think a Zippo will get them laid.

      3. The women who sleep with a guy who lit their smoke with a Zippo.

      2. Refilling it and having to wait to put it in your pocket or risk getting chemical burns.

      1. The smell and the taste it imparts on a cigarette when using it to light up.

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      • There is no man in the world who thinks a Zippo will get them laid. He's going to get laid or not get laid regardless.

        There is no woman who sleeps with a guy because he lit their smoke with a Zippo. If she does, she was going to do him anyway.

        There's no image at all. Most light their cigs so fast you barely see anything in their hand, let alone connect an actual "image" to said person.

        You either see/misinterpret people in the strangest way OR you are actually obsessed with Zippos to the point of hating them. I don't like them much either, but I certainly don't have opinions on their roles in the sexual/social functioning of the public.

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        • I mostly disagree but I'm not going to sit here and argue over it.

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          • Because you need an argument based on fact in order to do that.

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            • It would take facts and an ounce of give a fuck and unfortunately I'm all out of fucks to give.

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      • GoraIntoDesiGals

        Doesn't 3 prove 4?

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      • anti-hero

        hahaha but what do the fakes have to do with Zippo?

        Also, 4&3... where do you live 1940?

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        • Well if I were so inclined to buy a Zippo I'd have to weed through a considerable amount of fakes. There's more fakes than real. It's a chore to get one and a chore to maintain one.

          I'm a Bic man. No nonsense and reliable.

          Heh, no it's the dudes nowadays who are different for having a Zippo which is why they get the chicks. In 1940 everybody had a cool lighter! But these chicks are blinded by an illusion of cool and not quite realizing how idiotic a Zippo actually is.

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          • anti-hero

            Can't go wrong with a Bic. As long as it is a solid color and not one of those garish ones.

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          • Doyourthang66

            So a "Zippo" is a lighter?

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            • You catch on fast.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Very well. I must say, #2 on your list bugs the everlovin crap right outta me. That's about it.

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    • Good. But wouldn't you rather just get a bit wet instead of using an umbrella?

      Does an umbrella really save you more than the hassle it takes to remember it and use it?

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      • dirtybirdy

        Yes of course. I never use umbrellas.

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      • myboyfriendsbitch

        Come to think of it, i hate umbrellas too!

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