The adventure of a lifetime... needs you!

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I'm going on the adventure of a lifetime. It takes place in outer space. However, I can't do it alone. It not that I am scared to be alone. Captains are not fearful. I just need a crew. A crew that has the taste of adventure on their lips. A crew that is competent. A crew that will share this glorious experience with one another...

So, what do you say? Will you be apart of my crew? What position do you want to apply for?

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Based on 11 votes (6 yes)
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  • Karmasbitch
    9 years ago

    ill be the ship slut..

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    • CoraCook
      9 years ago

      Hahahahaha, have you ever seen (T)Raumschiff Surprise? You'd LOVE it!

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      • Karmasbitch
        9 years ago

        never seen it, but will look into it.

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  • ilovetoiletrolls
    9 years ago

    Bro, this isn't an IIN question and should be a poll.

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago

    Bitch slapper.

    I will happily smack anyone who is out of line or just being dumb.

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  • Unimportant
    9 years ago

    I'll provide the necessary amount of acerbic, bitter sarcasm. That's the only thing I'm good at.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I'd love to go, but I've tried working for another captain before as the chief engineer, and it didn't go real well. Sorry, but I'm sure we'll meet out there, and I'll buy you whatever the local drink is, in whatever they have as a pub.

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  • Shackleford96
    9 years ago

    I'll be the cook I guess.

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    • CoraCook
      9 years ago

      Mm.... possibly line cook in my kitchen.

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      • Shackleford96
        9 years ago

        Oh, I'd like that :)

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        • CoraCook
          9 years ago

          Here, have a drink then! :)

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          • Shackleford96
            9 years ago

            Ok sure-

            Wait a minute... Is that a roofie i see in the bottom?

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  • mountain-man82
    9 years ago

    Chief security officer

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