The attic is creaking....
Your attic is creaking. You go to investigate the noise. Which would be the worst cause of the noise?
a lifetime's worth of used tampons | 0 | |
rats | 5 | |
giant nest of spiders | 10 | |
30 years worth of pizza boxes | 0 | |
sand. A shitload of sand. | 2 | |
pile of used diapers | 2 | |
surveillance equipment | 1 | |
dolls | 6 | |
massive bees nest | 4 | |
thousands of National Geographic magazines | 0 | |
snakes | 1 | |
giant fungi | 0 | |
hundreds of pounds of toenail clippings | 2 | |
a bunch of Jews | 5 | |
a 3 foot high layer of animal feces | 2 | |
a clown or 2 | 6 | |
an escaped convict | 5 | |
VHS tapes | 0 | |
a pervert | 4 | |
bats | 0 | |
a hobo | 3 |