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take a full roll of toilet paper...... do you see the cardboard tube inside?
bend the cardboard until you can slip it out
dont rip the paper though
take a condom...
put it in the hole of the toilet paper,
with the open end of the rubber stretched around the outside perimeter of the toilet paper.
so that it stays... then lube up, and pound that tp.
After reading every comment on this page.. I notice that I need a girlfriend.
:) it's ok guys, us girl will try anything to!!! Just ask us then! it's harder for us to find things to masturbate with because your shouldn'y put some things in your vagina...
I know this is a joke, but I can't help but be serious. Why not just do the sheets? Seriously, I've been doing it since I was a kid. I can't even get off by using my hands. The best part is that my sheets don't ask me for money, self esteem boosters or menial tasks. And yes, I sleep on it. Who cares, it's just DNA. As harmless as the millions of skin cells that we shed off all over our houses. If you don't believe me, check your computers heat sink and fan.
HONESTLY I GO FOR ANY HOLE AS LONG AS IT GETS ME REALLY HORNY REMEMBER EVERY HOLE IS A GOAL EVEN CAR EXHAUSTS
Car exhausts? That's awesome! It's a prank and a way to wank at the same time! Just do your neighbor's car and blow your load inside. Then after that take a dump on their wheels and wait the next morning when he goes to work and sees his car get a cumshot and his wheels shoot cold, hard dump all over the place.
I used to have a pocket bike and i put my penis in the exhaust as a joke to my friend we both couldnt stop laughing, i didnt pound it just a quick slip in then out and thats it lol
this seems kind of desperate have you ever had a gf???
pussy over evrything!!!
I think he means use the actual toilet paper, not the cardboard roll.. I guess it's more flesh like?
I thought I was the only one who did this...
One time, I took a toilet paper roll, put a grocery bag through it, and lubed it up with vaseline and basically just fucked it. It was really haphazard and it wasn't flexible enough.
youre either insane or smart or insanley smart. but my cock is to big for cardboard paper.
I like how people are saying "mines too big" and "your tiny cock" but really, this is a cool site and should be respected. If you are just coming here to gloat (or lie) about your undercarriage then just de-register ad fuck off.
I tried this and it worked nicely simulating a rich real-like effect. Any other cool ways to get off?
Disposable rubber glove, roll it up in a towl with hand opening overlapping, roll hand opening over towel. lube up and wah lah.
My cock is 9 inches and that motherf don't fit in da tp.I rip pussys apart.
My Rhino is too thick for the TP, bro... I wonder how on earth your "Cheeto" fit... How old are you, really?!!
Try this....Danger wanking!!
get a hard on and start to crack one off then shout a family member up to your bedroom and see if you can finish before they enter your room :D
Actually the best way is when you in the bath, make yourself hard and fill water till head of penis is still above water, get a fly, take off it's wings and put it on your penis head.
(While Jimmy Carr was joking I bet your sick enough to actually try it)
Buy a fleshlite pussy it's almost like the real thing and you can abuse it without complaint
I say if it gets you off and does not hurt you or others then do it. I use kitchen matches I love to strike them or have them struck near and under my cock and balls NO YOU DONT BURN IT you just tease it letting each match warm the underside and tip of your cock it tickles a lot the sulphur smell makes you hard and makes it tickle a lot if you or the person strikes the matches hard so they POP hard on the match box and strike them fast it will make you cum really hard (Girls this is a kinky way to get your guys cock hard) you can also smell match box or place it against the balls while rubbing cock. Another way is to rub face down on a used match box cover while having some one strike the matches near your nose and blows them out towards your nose rub harder faster you will cum hard
just read a few comments about people complaining about people saying there to big lol but if you notice that a toilet paper tube is only 5 inches around(girth)or less and thats high average size lol so if your able to slip ur dick in this tube easily than your thin!
lol there's no way anyone could do this unless you've got a really thin dick