The day i tore my ball sack....

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I was hoisting myself and my extraordinarily big ball sack up into my truck and it tore. My balls fell right out and rolled all underneath the truck and down a sewer grate.

I figured I'd never get them back now but there happened to be a city worker right there who had the pry bar to open the drain. I reached in and fished out my balls, threw them in the back of the truck and took off.

At that point I didn't have time to fiddle around with trying to stitch up my sack or anything because I had to be at the game in 10 minutes.

How long does a ball sack usually last before tearing?

<1 year. 10
1-2 years. 5
2-5 years. 5
5 or more years. 12
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  • IrishPotato
    11 years ago | pl

    How did this get through moderation?
    Seriously.
    I'm concidering getting gold to keep this kind of shit off IIN.

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    • MissyLeyneous
      11 years ago | pl

      Maybe they have a sense of humor? IDK... :/

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      • IrishPotato
        11 years ago

        Yeah but still, it's a problemsite.
        I agree, it's funny. But this stuff should be posted on 4chan or something.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago | pl

          Maybe someone who came here for a depressing matter reads shit like this and it cheers them up.

          Maybe someone looking to buy a ball sack will stumble on this question from google and get directed to this site and it makes a positive change in their life.

          Maybe same person ^ will contribute to the site in a positive way.

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          • IrishPotato
            11 years ago

            Fair enough.
            Funny stuff though C:

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        • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs
          11 years ago

          Wouldn't work because the whole point is that you read it as a real question.

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    • 1000yrVampireKing
      11 years ago

      Please do.

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  • Legion
    11 years ago

    time to get a new sack!, just make sure to wash your ball before you put them back in

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  • Dulse.
    11 years ago

    I made a story just like this once on Yahoo answers. it was a fun trollin' time.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    The title alone made me read this.

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    Whose seen the axe commercial where they wash balls? And atthen end the big black guy walks in, "What about my ball sack?"

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  • dom180
    11 years ago

    Depends on the quality of the ball sack *shrug*

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  • stupidassholeguy
    11 years ago

    I see now! You got me, I was thinking OH FUCK, THAT MUST HAVE HURT! until I saw the picture.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Depends on how much you abuse it

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  • SharP
    11 years ago

    Depends on the material. And by that I mean, depends on how much you paid for it.

    Some ballsacks last a fucking lifetime. The industrial strength ones that school athletics departments use are almost impervious. Those industrial strength ballsacks can sustain MAJOR damage before finally just becoming useless, now I don't know where one could purchase one of those ballsacks.

    Unless you're willing to spend the money, expect maybe a few months at most out of your ballsack if you plan on using it regularly.

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    You really shouldn't make posts with such ambiguous titles on this site.

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  • bristexai
    11 years ago

    All I can say is you're lucky.

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    FUCK THIS.

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