The duchess

I have a service dog, her name is Sarah. I like to call her The Duchess of Darkness, or sometimes even Lady Sarah, depending on my mood. I feel she keeps away the evil that is in my house, like a protector of some sort. A fleshy dream catcher in dog form, but not for dreams, just spirits. Is it normal to call Lady Sarah the Duchess of Darkness?

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  • LloydAsher

    Sure to call your dog a fancy title. But that voodoo mystic crap makes you look like a nerd.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    my dingo keeps squirrels away from the bird feeder

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    • harkosv

      Oh, weird. I always assumed dingos were considered wild animals like hyenas or wolves. I had no idea you could have one as a pet

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Dog

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