The games a puritan can play

It's normal to play with jewels as Puritans can play that game, and it's normal to play fishing, even archery as it's not darts or tavern games. My favorites are peg Solitaire, chess and checkers. I've got a mixture of chess and checkers games on one mobile phone app, Chinese checkers, fishing, Word Connect, jewels magic, archery and peg Solitaire on my mobile. I don't play the American game of Solitaire because it's a card game and playing cards is against my religion, and so is dice, not one of my mobile games is any of that and it's not shuffleboards. I got rid of Chinese chess because it's too Chinese for me. Yes Puritans can play Scrabble but they can't play Monopoly because it's a dice and card game, nor can they play Billionaire because it's a card game. Billionaire is a copyright game and very complicated to play, the one with "a billion dollars" is the winner. Do you see how these counterfeit money games are like gambling? That can really make a Puritan angry! Similarly it's even a sin to play Yahtzee, gambling, dice, & cock-fighting and betting, Jesus Christ was against that in the Bible. I'm staying true to the Bible, and that's normal for a Christian.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Burn the witch?

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    • Somenormie

      More like burn the priest.

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      • RoseIsabella

        I don't approve of burning witches, or Catholic priests. I honestly always hated studying about those damn Puritans in when I was young.

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    • GarlicPotato

      Killing is a sin, therefore burning witches is a sin, Jesus will bust your nose if you keep it up.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Hey, I never said that I approve of it!

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        • GarlicPotato

          Well done!

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          • RoseIsabella

            Thanks potato.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    lets play pool for money hans

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    • GarlicPotato

      I get this twist on Christianity, which you call a joke, but it's a sin, I get rich on money without playing games for it and pool is what I was talking about and you know it is, Christianity isn't about gambling and having fun and having a good time, it's about what made Jesus angry in a house of God in the first place.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        moneylenders chargin interest?

        yallre confused between that & the whatever-ites castin lots for josephs amazin technicolor dreamcoat

        and dont tell me what to do you wannabe tammy faye bakker

        ill fuckin shoot pool for money if i damn well please

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        • GarlicPotato

          I'm not the one placing orders on you, let's implies that I have to do it too, you're the one who's required to shoot pool for money, not me, the secular world doesn't apply to me. And yes, I'm a wannabe moneylender, but it costs money to lend money. You're not required to be a moneylender otherwise you'll crack my code and be richer than me.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            jesus is gonna bust into your temple and wreck up your shit

            and i play pool for money all the time thats my secret moneymakin code

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            • GarlicPotato

              Moneymakin code, eh! Buying and selling shares is my secret money-making code. :)

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  • Wryladradofft

    You ever play Othello?

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    • GarlicPotato

      No but in my early adulthood in a mental ward I played Othello.

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