The opposite of a storm magnet

I think I'm cursed when it comes to severe thunderstorms. Thunderstorms in general avoid me wherever I am at. I'm on vacation and where I live is expected to get a severe thunderstorm.

I absolutely love thunderstorms, I get a thrill and don't stop watching until it's absolutely over. The problem is storms don't like me at all. I dream about loud, severe thunderstorms every week. I'm lucky to see a good storm once a year.

The only storm I see more than once is snowstorms; which I cannot stand.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    what did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

    hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job!

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      Thats one of those thats so retarded you have to laugh

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  • LloydAsher

    Pretty much me too. I like strong winds, theres never enough wind to fly a kite. I just want to stand in 40 mile per hour gusts.

    There is 40 mile per hour gusts but it's most often in the winter. The kind that turns boiling water into snow. So not enjoyable wind either.

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  • Holzman_67

    You know storms are really just gods way of saying he’s still pissed at you over that shit you pulled in freshman year

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  • shoka2322

    I love when hurricanes hit my area

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  • Tinybird

    Well I'm sexually/romantically attracted to tornadoes and I live in the UK.

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    • ospry

      I thought you were the one who who made this post until your comment

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    • AsterBean

      Is this actually a thing or did you just make it up to sound extra?

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      • Tinybird

        I'm 100% serious. I have a cute tornado husband called Gustav. Don't believe me here he is!
        https://utau.fandom.com/wiki/Gustav_the_tornado

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        • AsterBean

          smh

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