The other day i inserted hailstones inside myself, ask me anything

The other day we had this huge thunderstorm with lightning, going on for hours and it started raining heavily, and then it started hailing, and I collected a bunch of the hailstones and had some fun with them, and I inserted them inside myself... I later found out there had been a tornado nearby in the area at the same time. Idk why I am even confessing this, I'm just bored and wanted to share it with someone. And I guess it's not something that most people do, so... Feel free to Ask me anything and I'll answer truthfully.

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  • raisinbran

    Normal, I inserted some chicken inside myself earlier today followed by a banana. It's still in there being digested.

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    • Well I mean... I inserted hail in both ends...

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    are you gonna bang frosty the snowman this winter?

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    • Maybe, who knows?

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  • Jh9856

    It's kinda shocking...
    I would like to know what do you find so appealing about tornadoes.

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    • Where do I start? The shape, the rotation, the way they descend gracefully down to the ground, the raw power of nature, and yes, the destructive element gets me too... In a way, I find that comforting (perhaps because in a sense I relate to that feeling of just existing is being destructive), they're beautiful, majestic, eerie... The fear factor plays into it, but they're also very soothing and mesmerising. I hope that answered your question :) And I think of hail stones as sort of like a tornado's... well... cum... from their cumulonimbus... cloud.
      I wish I could really see one and not miss it, but at least I got to be intimate with one in THAT sense.

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      • Curiouskitten444

        Honestly that's kinda sweet.

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      • DarkMatter

        Really? I thought you did that randomly for no apparent reason. Maybe you wanted to feel ice? Idk

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        • Nothing I do is for no reason. Like I said, I view the hailstones as sort of like the seeds of the storm... That thought kind of turns me on. If it was just ice on its own without coming from a storm, it wouldn't be the same.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I think you really need some attention or somethin

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    • true which is why I made this post. It's lonely doing these things but not sharing it with anyone. (The information)

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  • ospry

    Why do you want us to know you did this?

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    • Because I don't like keeping things inside, I like need someone to know... I guess I just don't like having secrets.

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      • ospry

        That's fair

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        • Yes. I just can't keep these things inside >///<

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          • ospry

            Sounds like that's only true figuratively

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            • hehe~

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  • CMFINC

    id think it would of been more fun if a partner put them in you. at a park or ?? but its all good

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    • I'm not interested in humans, at least not men or women or girls.

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  • DarkMatter

    I hope you cleaned the hailstone first.

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    • Well I just caught them in this cup in mid-air, I didn't pick them up from the ground. The biggest one was about the size of a marble but flatter. And luckily, I have had no problems since then.

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      • DarkMatter

        Hmm. But rainwater does contain carbonic acid (reaction of carbon dioxide and water in clouds) and may contain other pollution things like sulphuric acid (sulphur + water) and nitric acid (nitrogen oxides + water). But it would be very dilute. Still, it's not safe.
        I'm happy to hear it didn't cause any problems. Btw I have a question. How did it feel? What exactly did you do? (Don't worry I'm a girl. After reading your post I've had this weird urge to do the same. But I don't live in a place where there are hailstones.)

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        • I should also mention I live in a very rural area, and not a city so it's probably safer.
          Well it felt great! I was afraid to do it the first time, but when I collected them (I have a picture of them to show the size: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1oz-7dLDSEUY4HH9UUIIMP0eMzpu4CpcD/view?usp=sharing )
          At first when I pushed one in it felt very cold there, but the shock of the cold gave me a thrill; the thing is that they melt quickly when they touch warm skin, but since these were bigger than the first time, they stayed there longer, and I just let them melt in there. After the cold shock, it is really quite soothing. Especially when I rub them around that area feeling them melt. There was also a point where I had put in about 3 at once and (cause I was sitting) the cold water dripped down between me butt... That was a shock but also felt very good.
          I've heard people say before "oh won't they stick and become stuck or injure you in some way cause of the shape?" 1. These were pretty round and sort of flat with no sharp edges on them. 2. Contrary to that belief that they will stick inside, that's not true because they melted within about 2 minutes.
          I just find them very fun to play with :)

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  • bigbudchonger

    These hailstones symbolise your autism in the world. It is strong.

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    • Yeah, I have autism.... And???

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      • bigbudchonger

        Do not be offended, brother. Autism is a superpower.

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        • Tinybird

          I'm a girl

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          • Michael1991

            You have Autism, me too! 🙂

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          • bigbudchonger

            I'm a grapefruit

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  • Bassmachine

    Did any glass windows in your house shatter from hail or high winds?

    Shattered glass gives me erections.What about you?😬

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    • no. I don't get erections because I'm a girl, but the destructive nature of tornadoes turns me on

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      • Bassmachine

        Does a male or female turn you on the same as tornados and other weird stuff you like?

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        • Tinybird

          No. The only boys I have been attracted to have been fictional, or otherwise un "be-able" with. If you get my gist. Meaning, I have never met any person in real life who I have been attracted to/had a crush on, only unreachable in some way. However, I have never been into girls.

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          • dude_Jones

            You sound interesting in an adventurous sort of way. I think you need a couple of male “bro” type friends that you can do escapade kind of stuff with.

            Maybe you have an actual brother. Tell him to buy a motorcycle and then go riding with him on cool summer nights.

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          • Bassmachine

            That's strange. 😋

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