The word "brunch" totally sucks

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I hate it when people use the word "brunch", or worse still, actually go and eat brunch on a weekend (or anytime for that matter).

I think it is one of the ugliest words ever invented.

No one can use it without sounding like a smug douchebag who has watched way too many episodes of Sex in the City.

Brunch is bullshit. It's just lunch, because let's face it no one eats breakfast anymore.

Yes I agree. I hate the word brunch.	10
No. I love the word brunch and I eat brunch (I'm a douchebag)	7
It doesn't bother me much	31

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howaminotmyself

9 years ago | pl

What!? Brunch is the best excuse to have alcohol before noon. Mimosas taste better before noon. And a great way to spend a Sunday. And breakfast foods are great. I could and do eat them all day long.

And lots of people still eat breakfast. Just look at the cereal isle at the grocery store. And bacon........brunch is a great time to eat bacon.

Brunch brunch brunch...now im hungry. And i never watch sex in the city.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Just as I expected. Brunch is simply an excuse for alcohol before lunch.
  
  I don't need to make excuses for that.
  
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kingofcarrotflowers

9 years ago

What about brinner?

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- 0llril
  
  9 years ago
  
  lesessert...
  
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  - kittycatrelle
    
    8 years ago
    
    Sounds like a French count, lol!
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Now you're talkin carrottflowers.
  
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thegypsysailor

9 years ago

We used to sail from St. Thomas to Christiansted, St Croix for a fantastic brunch at a place on the waterfront, once a month (sometimes twice if things were slow). Eggs Benedict, Mimosas with fresh squeezed OJ and hot, fresh baked croissants made the 72 mile round trip sail well worth the trouble. Too bad those days are long gone.
But in general, I have to agree, brunch does seem a rather pompous term for a rather decadent meal.

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RoseIsabella

9 years ago

I eat breakfast! I eat breakfast all the damn time. Hell, I'll eat breakfast for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I don't give a damn, I do what I want!

Fuck those Sex in the City bitches! I ain't no douchebag, if you know them bitches talk about having brunch it means you watch tha damn show! Fuck that shit! Now give me some Goddamn brunch. Check mutha fuckin mate, mutha fucka!

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- manbearpigfcukedyourmom
  
  9 years ago
  
  bacon...
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    9 years ago
    
    How and where did you strange people get the idea I didn't like bacon?
    
    Bring on the bacon. In fact I have an alarm clock that wakes me with a hot bacon breakfast on the weekends - see Shark Tank episode).
    
    I've got nothin' against bacon ... just brunch.
    
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    - Riddler
      
      9 years ago
      
      I eat breakfast but I suppose if you wanted to you could call it a late breakfast or a early lunch instead. Breakfast is suppose to be 6-10 but ideally would be at 9, lunch is 12 and dinner is 4-8 generally.
      
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    9 years ago
    
    Hell yeah!
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Whoa... someone sounds a little upset, angry even. You sound like Eric Cartman in my favourite episode where he goes on J Springer and keeps sayin,' "Whateva! I do what I want!"
  
  Of course I've watched the SITC. I just haven't taken it on as a guide for how to live my life.
  
  I get the sense you don't know much about the game of chess.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    9 years ago
    
    Fuck them biatches! I never watch that damn show. South Park on the other hand is quality entertainment.
    
    http://youtu.be/lCFyJIDGztA
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Well, I 'm glad we can agree on something.
      
      Whenever I say "Whatever! I do what I want!" I sound more like Cartman than Cartman does. My ex nicknamed me Cartman for that reason.
      
      Come to think of it, I think she may have left me for the same reason, or maybe it was because just before farting I would always say, "Pull my finger!"
      
      You can get a sense of how incredibly mature I am.
      
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        9 years ago
        
        You sound pretty cool, so why are you watching that lame ass Sex in the City show? I love the way they draw Sarah Jessica Parker's face on South Park!
        
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        9 years ago
        
        Hey I never said I actually watch it.
        
        I HAVE watched it, mainly because it was something I loved to hate. Also it was nice watching a talking horse.
        
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Dulse.

9 years ago

The word brunch is a lot like the word crunch.

Sounds like it would hurt your gums. I'm behind you OP, brunch doesn't sound too pleasant.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  You and me against the world Dulse.
  
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Miezekatz

9 years ago

I like if my boyfriend says "woaerk" - very sexy, we learned just go prononce it wörk...you k now!

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Arm0se

9 years ago

I don't name my meals, I just eat whenever I'm hungry.

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horny_simpletons

9 years ago

Brunch brunch brunch!! :)

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horny_simpletons

9 years ago

BRRRRUUUUUUUUUNNNNCH!!!!!! :)

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Riddler

9 years ago

I am amazed by how strongly everyone is responding to this XD

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Well of course they are, this is one the big issues of our times.
  
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  - Riddler
    
    9 years ago
    
    Sure, and at the bottom of the list is rising suicide, joblessness, and homeless youth.
    
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Miezekatz

9 years ago

and I thought if you say "something sucks" it means it is good or hot (I am no native speaker, sorry)....

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  9 years ago
  
  Getting something sucked is hot, or if you suck on your partner's clitoris or sensitive bits is hot. (or vice versa)
  
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Spankz

9 years ago

Who the hell doesn't eat breakfast?! I would like to meet this person and shove some bacon down their throat to give them a taste of what they've been missing.

Fuck, my wedding is going to have a breakfast buffet that's how much I freakin love breakfast. BREAKFAST IS GREAT!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Another person who schizophrenically thinks I don't like bacon.
  
  I live for bacon. Bacon is life.
  
  Have you ever tried hippopotamus bacon? I have. It's the best.
  
  But not for brunch.
  
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  - Spankz
    
    9 years ago
    
    Never said you didn't like bacon ;) I just said I would like to meet the person that doesn't eat breakfast and give them a taste of what they're missing! Wasn't implying it was you, sorry for the misunderstanding hehe
    
    Hippo bacon? For real? That exists?! Where can I get it?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      I some some time in Africa and the people there would sometimes eat it. Hippo meat is one of the finest of game foods. The taste is mild, a little gamey and the meat is marbled, smoky and quite delicate. As far as I know you can't get in USA or Europe.
      
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dom180

9 years ago

Well it beats "leakfast".

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- kittycatrelle
  
  8 years ago
  
  Sounds like a retirement home...
  
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dirtybirdy

9 years ago

Bracks.

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Cuntsiclestick

9 years ago

But I eat breakfast. This morning I had a packet of Starkist Tuna, a Fiber One Brownie, and some Dannon Banana Cream Greek Yogurt mixed with PB2 and bacon bits. Yummy! Skipping breakfast only makes me cranky.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Good for you.
  
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Darkoil

9 years ago

Who doesn't eat breakfast? What about elevenses, do you eat that?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I don't even know what elevenses is. What is it some kind of new fangled vegetarian bacon?
  
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  - Darkoil
    
    9 years ago
    
    Uncivilised riff-raff.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Well what did you expect on IIN? Prince Charles?
      
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shuggy-chan

9 years ago

But it taste amazing, so its cool

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Are You Normal?

The word "brunch" totally sucks