The worst of them all is you.

The scariest monster of them all is you.

You've got good reason to be afraid of yourself.

Your parents are afraid of you.

Your friends are afraid of you.

Your doctor is afraid of you.

Your priest is afraid of you.

The world is afraid of you.

Yourself?

The scariest thing of all is you.

No, the truth is, no one is afraid of you.

Not a single person is.

But that's not true.

Just one person is afraid of you.

One person fears the power you wield over his/her soul.

For a single human being is worth a whole herd of unicorns.

That's why you gotta stay home on Halloween.

It is not to make up for what you lack.

It is not to have fun.

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Comments ( 13 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i dont think this applies to me

    maybe to that one billybadass who keeps postin how mucha a big tough man he is

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    • ospry

      You mean Mr. Big Gay Energy himself?

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    • No! It doesn't have to be just a baby monkey. It can be a baby boy monkey, a baby female monkey, a pregnant monkey, a monkey who's just delivered, or a mother monkey who's just found her baby dead. You can be creative and funny and weird. You can be weird and funny and clever, but not silly or stupid.

      You can be funny if you like!

      You can be clever!

      You can be serious and creepy.

      You can use the word creeper.

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      • Tinybird

        eh?? Why are you suddenly talking about monkeys... What??

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  • Grunewald

    Acid trip?

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    • Acid? ACID!? You were on acid and you were tripping!
      You were doing drugs and you were high!
      You were having an episode, or a trip, or a hallucination or a flash or a seizure!
      You were on psilocybin mushrooms!
      You were tripping on mushrooms!
      You got high and you started tripping!
      You went on an acid trip!
      You were on acid!
      You were tripping!
      It's trippin'! You were tripping!
      Your on a trip!
      You were trippin'!
      You were on acid!
      You were trippin'!
      You were tripping!
      You were trippin'!
      You were on acid!
      You were trippin'!
      You were trippin'!
      You were on acid!
      You were trippin'!
      You were trippin'!
      You were trippin'!

      What would someone such as myself be doing tripping on acid?

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  • kikilizzo

    /xXXedgelord2000XXx

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    • It is not to dress up.

      It is to protect yourself.

      And you, you protect yourself from yourself, that's what it's all about.

      You protect yourself from yourself.

      You protect yourself from me.

      And, now, it's your turn.

      I'm sorry I broke my promise, but I have to ask you now:

      Tell me, can you stand on your own two feet without me?

      I guess I'll have to answer that question with a question:

      Can you stand on your own two feet without me?

      I know what you're thinking.

      You're thinking, "Don't be ridiculous, he'll never let me go."

      But, that's not true.

      I can be ridiculous.

      I can lie to you.

      I can trick you.

      I can even break my promise to you, and I will.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Sometimes I call my boyfriend's mini dachshund a limousine doggo. She tried to attack a deer the other day. I'm glad it hopped the fence because she probably would've gotten her ass kicked by the deer.

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  • RoseIsabella

    How is your fiber intake?

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    • Holzman_67

      Lol

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  • Holzman_67

    Cool you should try slam poetry

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  • Somenormie

    Is this a poem?

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