Their parents must be so proud.

As part of their job, trainers at Sea World masturbate whales by hand to collect semen samples. It must be weird to tell your parents, friends, and family "I had a great day a work, I jacked off a 4 foot whale cock today!" I'm not joking, here is a 30 second video from Sea World of you don't believe me.

https://youtu.be/TIU2-m_Vc7UU

Is this a normal thing to do at work?

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Comments ( 33 )
  • BlackyHancock

    Laughed my head off at that.

    I was waiting for that guy to bend down and try and get his mouth around that orca penis with the scientific sounding excuse "Sometimes we'll use the oral method to improve the efficiency of our semen collection"

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  • Hailiematherstightasshole

    The whale: and...I...hate myself urghhhhh

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    • BlackyHancock

      I was wondering... Does that make the guy wanking off the whale gay? Or is it a gay whale?

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  • dirtybirdy

    Not as proud as that whale.

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  • Rblopfag

    Probably more proud than my parents. I jerk off whales too but I just work at Arby's.

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  • thegypsyailor

    Again thank you for all this attention. I LOVE IT! Keep it up. My ego is just bursting with happiness that I consume so much of your time and thoughts. Little old me getting so much attention. Whoda thunk? Thank you, Oh Thank you, Thank you.

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  • Freedom_

    That whale looks quite happy. It didn't take him long at all.

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  • Lonely2

    They are marine biologists which believe me would definitely make parents proud.....your focusing on one thing ...which by the way is very important in the breeding ofthose animals....its like meeting a doctor and saying , " you stick your finger up a mans ass?"....its juvenile and immature

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  • 49erwellish

    I'm astonished that I am even bothering to add a comment to this thread because such humour as is present is utterly juvenile. How old is the contributor of the question?
    For the benefit of BlackyHancock "gay" is a human social construct, not applying to other species but sexual behaviour amongst most mammals is a broad spectrum: Thus same sex behaviour is commonplace. Please refer to Miriam Rothschild's (zoologist, very prominent 20th century) work on the subject. But what is funny about being "gay" or not being gay if you are human? Beats me entirely. And yes the whale would certainly enjoy the process of being jerked off, exactly as you would yourself if it were not for your absurd prejudices! Grow up soon please.

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    • MethSmokingSatanist

      I wouldn't say a whale was gay for recieving such stimulation but from a whale perspective they must be into beastiality

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  • http://cbsnews.com.co/christian-anti-masturbations-mascot-arrested/

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    • Fake news stories are funny.

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  • Charli.m's_Messy_Period

    Sounds like a whale of a good time.

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  • mystery7

    same:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdhKsA-T8Lc

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    • Yep, and just as gross a job. Thought not nearly as hilarious because it doesn't look like 3 people wrestling a giant tentacle monster. But like I said above, I wouldn't want to tell people I jerked off animals of any kind for a living.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    if yallre gonna whack off animals peckers for a livin it might as well be the biggest peckers in the animal kingdom

    they must be the kingsa the animal pecker wankers at theys conventions lookin down on and makin funa all the professional horse wankers

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  • VirgilManly

    Oh I just loves me some whale porn.

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  • thegypsysailor

    I guess you know nothing of equestrian breeding as well?

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    • If your point is that because some people jack off horses for a living that makes jacking off whales for a living a regular normal job, than you are making a pretty terrible point. Just because other people jack off animals for a living doesn't make it something to brag about. I would be just as embarrassed to tell people I jack horses off as I would be to tell them I jack whales off.

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      • thegypsysailor

        Jesus kid, are you like 12 years old?

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        • Rblopfag

          Why? You wanna jerk him off too?!

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        • No I'm not, but I'm also not sure what that has to do with anything. All I am saying is I would not be proud of myself if I jerked off animals for a living, and there are plenty of people well above 12 that would agree.

          Are you saying that you would be proud to jerk animals off for a living?

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          • thegypsysailor

            I don't see anything wrong with it. Many breeding programs and research programs need someone to do the deed. It's not sex, it's business.
            Your post reminds me of a little kid giggling at the mention of sex.

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            • So I see you are having a little reading comprehension problem. You don't understand the difference between not being proud of something and something being bad. I never said it was bad or wrong.

              Scrubbing toilets needs to be done too, but I wouldn't proudly brag about doing it if that was my job. That doesn't mean the people who do it are bad people. Do you understand the difference now?

              I didn't ask you if you think people who jerk off animals for a living were bad people, I asked if you would be proud to tell people that jerk off animals as part of your job. Would you be proud?

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        • thegуpѕуѕailor

          I was going to troll this thread but it looks like you've got it taken care of already on your own

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  • flyingnostalgia

    Do the same and make your parents proud.

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