There's a chip in my head
I'm pretty sure extraterrestrials have put a chip in my brain. It beeps constantly and is annoying as fuck. And sometimes I find myself doing stuff without realizing it or intending to do it on a conscious level. I've told doctors about it, and they're all in on it! They tell me that I'm crazy and I need meds, which isn't true. I am a very rational and level headed person, completely sane. I'm pretty sure my chip must be controlling the doctors too, because I don't understand how they can't see that I'm telling the truth!