There's nothing i hate more than sipping on a bottle of beer at a party?

36% Normal
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I hate those parties where I'm standing in someone's well-lit kitchen leaning against a cabinet sipping on a bottle of beer as if that's supposed to be fun or something, like ooh we had three bottles of beer now things are gonna get interesting at this boring party. I'm used to snorting bath salts and chewing off homeless people's faces. Now that's a party.

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36% Normal
Based on 11 votes (4 yes)
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  • Indigo1
    4 years ago

    you've fallen down the rabbit hole, you'll always need more and more to get your rocks off. a buzzed night in with your pals with great stories, camaraderie, and conversation just isn't enough anymore, comfortably numb you chase the dream, to escape your consciousness, you'll continue to descend further and further. Oh ma, where did the days go... a late summer night out at the playground, a sugary snack, running around in the early years of life, I was so happy back then. why did i sell all my future happiness so i could have all of it now, the bank is empty, i have no more to sell,the people around me have all changed, who are these people, i've lost the connection, I've lost my meaning, I've lost my purpose.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    Lol. Man, you're too much. I actually voted normal just cause what you're complaining about does sound boring.

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  • IrishPotato
    4 years ago

    No

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    I drink coopers longneck, the red ones, they are strong for a beer. 2 of them and I'm feeling good, 4 and its a party. I drink beer quick though... Now whiskey on the rocks I sip on

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    4 years ago

    Havent partied in fore er

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  • litelander8
    4 years ago

    Shotgun gun em. in the bathroom.

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