They totally fucking freak me out.
I'm 6' 4" and weigh 245 lbs. I lift weights and have a body as hard as a rock. I'm 37 years old. No man can kick my ass. I fear only one thing: RATS!. I see one or more (they usually travel in groups) of those furry fuckers and I'll scream like a fucking homo. I won't take a New York City subway after 11pm. That's when those nasty fucks come out on the platforms. The biggest fuckers I have ever seen. Ask any New Yorker. I'll spring for a cab instead. I don't care how much it costs. City buses are too slow. So is it normal for a guy my size to be such a wimp homo when it comes to seeing a large rodent? Dudes, do you feel me?