They totally fucking freak me out.

I'm 6' 4" and weigh 245 lbs. I lift weights and have a body as hard as a rock. I'm 37 years old. No man can kick my ass. I fear only one thing: RATS!. I see one or more (they usually travel in groups) of those furry fuckers and I'll scream like a fucking homo. I won't take a New York City subway after 11pm. That's when those nasty fucks come out on the platforms. The biggest fuckers I have ever seen. Ask any New Yorker. I'll spring for a cab instead. I don't care how much it costs. City buses are too slow. So is it normal for a guy my size to be such a wimp homo when it comes to seeing a large rodent? Dudes, do you feel me?

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  • gloryholeflasher

    I'm not afraid of rats, but I don't like them because they can spread disease and chew things up. When I was a kid we had them in the barn and in the house and once in a while somebody would even find one in the oven when they opened the door. I used to catch them with rabbit traps and my dad would give me a nickel for every one I caught. Back then a nickel was something. You could still buy a candy bar or a single scoop ice cream cone for a nickel.

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  • NuggaWeedy

    Im 6'0" and weigh 225 lbs. I stay home as much as possible im 24 years old. No man can tell me otherwise. I fear only one thing: rapist molester crackhead fresh air wasting kidnapper abducters!. I see one or more (they usually travel in groups) of those nasty fuckers and i run faster than hell. I wont go anywhere after 11pm. Thats when those nasty fucks come out and start there vans. the most useless fuckers i have ever seen. ask anyone ill stay home i dont care how much it costs. the streets are too dangerous. so is it normal for a guy like me to be concerned when it comes to such nasty scut? Dudes, do you feel me?

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  • Shiny_Down

    True phobias have no actual root in reality. You have one. Why be ashamed of it? There's nothing you can do about it, and I guarantee some of the people on here laughing at you have other phobias.

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  • snarkygirl

    I'm laughing at you!

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  • thegypsysailor

    'No man can kick my ass.' The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
    It only takes one hit to put the biggest man on his ass.

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  • handsignals

    The fact you are so good at giving head is what makes you a homo, now go deep and tickle my balls, I'm almost there.

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  • FJK_frm_AK25

    Man I was stay in at my boys house n saw one dart across the living RM floor at nite, fuckin sketchy

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  • Mk4900

    We all have our things. My wife is afraid of snakes. She freezes and goes into pure fear. As for me, I am frightened of syringes. I freak when I get an injection. I've gotten better over the years, but I still feel sick to my stomach and I bury my head in my wife's chest. Well I guess the at least two C size perks in my phobia.

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  • Couman

    Musophobia. You're certainly not alone, but I can't say I share this fear. Growing up I mainly thought of rats as prey for the cats we always had around. Not particularly scary. Like most people I tend to flinch of one of them comes straight at me (fleeing a cat, most likely) as they are a bit icky. But as long as they stay out of my way, I can even see their cute side.

    Of course these are normal house rats, I donno what the subway rats are like.

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  • Darktown

    i don't know what you're talking about man. I'm a guy much smaller than you and I'm not afraid at all. Maybe you should go watch the movie Ratatouille, those fuckers are adorable.

    I also grew up with gerbils as pets. I highly recommend them. Low maintenance, fun to hold, very soft, and fun to watch them roll around in balls and wheels and shit.

    The rodent kingdom has a lot of different players in it. I consider gerbils to be among the most refined of the bunch. Then you got your hamsters, mice, guinea pigs, etc. Rats are a bit more unpleasant because they can bite real bad and spread disease I'm pretty sure, so I'd rather have the other rodents as pets, but still, those guys are just looking for food and a cozy place to run around and sleep.

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    • LittleGirlBrutallySodomized

      Of course you would be afraid of one of your own relatives, the rat.

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      • Darktown

        Thank you for that, Hans Landa

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        • LittleGirlBrutallySodomized

          There's a documentary called The Eternal Jew, highly recommended.

          www..youtube.com/watch?v=n1ttJgTqpsM

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