Things we all do but won't admit
Here's a list of 30 things I do/have done that I'm sure many of us do. Feel free to add to the list if you think of something.
1. Talking to yourself
2. Remembering past arguments and imagining saying all of the brilliant comebacks that you thought of later so that this time YOU win
3. Rocking out to songs in the car
4. Admiring things you've left in the toilet
5. Feeling something annoying in your nose and picking it out when no one's looking
6. Looking away from a bathroom mirror, then fearing that when you look back at it someone will be standing behind you
7. Fearing that someone will be standing behind the shower curtain when you move it
8. Trying to watch one fan blade on a ceiling fan
9. Looked everywhere for something that was in your hand the whole time
10. Knowing that the reason your remote isn't working well is due to low battery power, and still thinking that pressing the button harder will do the trick
11. Thinking that when the computer freezes, perhaps clicking EVERYWHERE will work
12. Leaning just slightly too far back in the chair and having a sudden feeling of unspeakable dread
13. Wondering how you sound to people who don't speak your language or have your accent
14. Pressing a button on a toy and quickly walk away when it makes a loud, seemingly never-ending sound
15. Walking up or down the stairs and thinking there's one more step than there actually is
16. Singing a song you barely know, and when the small bit you do know comes up, you own that shit
17. Realizing no one is home...time to get naked
18. Staring too long at a fence and then it suddenly zooms in
19. Press random buttons while playing a video game, hoping for the best
20. Realizing that everything you studied is not on the test
21. Checking the fridge again, even though you know nothing's changed since you checked it 5 mins ago
22. Walked on furniture to avoid lava when you were a kid
23. Setting a clock back thinking it'll help you get to places on time
24. Trying to move things with you mind, thinking that -- although extremely unlikely -- perhaps this time it'll work
25. Stopping the microwave at 0:01 seconds just to avoid the beeping sound
26. Realizing that EVERYBODY, even your idol, defecates
27. Laughing at serious situations
28. Pulling the strings on your hoodie so that they're the same length
29. Put glue on your hand when you were a kid, let it dry, then peeled it off
30. Sitting down and hating the fact that your thighs just got 37945 times larger