This is embarrassing!

Ok, so we have a bathroom upstairs and downstairs. When I have to pee late at night, I have to go all the way downstairs and then pee. Lately I've been peeing in the little trash bin in my room! It's better because I don't have to wait and I can change the bag whenever. Is it normal?

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Comments ( 27 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    do whatall a regular person like me does, piss out the window

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    • anti-hero

      Beat me to it.

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  • I know a guy who pees in a bottle in his room.
    Everyone who has lived with him complains about it.
    He is very lazy in other ways as well.

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  • Shackleford96

    why not get a bed pan?

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    • Avant-Garde

      I shudder to think where she will pour it out.

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      • Shackleford96

        Why, in the toilet of course! She's not a barbarian I'm sure...

        XD

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      • robbieforgotpw

        AG pls respond. You're welcome

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        • Avant-Garde

          Wiggly wiggly!

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      • robbieforgotpw

        Shouldn't OP just piss on their floor? If there's a rug it would dry by morning right?

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        • Avant-Garde

          The funk of urine would get stuck in the rug and might even grow some mold on it. It would stink the whole room up!

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        • Avant-Garde

          Could it be possible be better than pissing on yourself, whilst wearing a dress, on the playground in front of all of your friends?

          What about pissing on yourself and equipment at an exercise 90's gymnasium class that was meant for children?

          Or, being like that girl who peed on herself twice even though it should have been easily prevented? (It wasn't me)

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  • thegypsysailor

    Wow, are you THE laziest person on the planet? Really? A few steps is too far for a little hygiene in your life.You do realize that some pee (even if you can't see it) invariably splatters about, right?
    A much simpler solution might be how I potty trained my children; no liquids several hours before bed and there's nothing in the bladder to have to get rid of.

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    • perfectxsilence

      Some people have tiny bladders. I myself have this issue and urinate about 3-4 times a night so I've done what this user has done before. It's also not unhygienic as urine is mostly water and 95% sterile as it only contains trace amounts of bacteria. Bacteria is everywhere anyway, so it's not a big deal. You don't even technically need a toilet. It's not only a waste of money but it's horrible for the environment.

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      • thegypsysailor

        If you have to pee 3-4 times a night NOW, wait till you are over 60! I guess you'll just have to install a fucking toilet in your bed. Lazy is the only word for you two.

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    • Avant-Garde

      If there are any tissues in her bin, they should be able to effectively absorb the urine. I just hope that she wipes herself afterwards.

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  • handsignals

    What would Bear Grylls do?

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    • Couman

      Drink it?

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  • At least you aren't shitting in the bag,...wait are you?

    Actually I pee off my back deck quite a bit, its private because of tree cover and I don't like cleaning the bathroom.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Why can't you use the one that is upstairs?

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  • RoseIsabella

    Why not take a piss in the upstairs bathroom like a normal person?

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  • Aliceee93

    If you like your room smelling of pee :)

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  • orinoco

    Bedwetting is the easiest solution.

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  • ParadiseLost1323

    If you're that lazy get some damn diapers.

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  • perfectxsilence

    I actually used to do this a few years ago. I still feel compelled to do it sometimes but don't. I used to wake up several times with urges to urinate and I couldn't walk downstairs every time when I was exhausted and flush the toilet and wake everyone up so I also used a trash can in my room. Urine is clean anyway and it's basically just water so I never saw it as a big deal and emptied it in the morning. I think anyone who says this isn't normal is just brainwashed into thinking it's weird because they were told to pee in a ceramic pot, waste water, flush it down so it poisons the Earth more. You're saving water this way.

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  • OtherSide

    Don't you have a window to pee out of?

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  • kelili

    This is funny :D

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  • Pee before you go to bed!

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