This is my life

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I GET UP EVERY MORNING AND GO OUT BACK TO THE LAKE AND FISH TILL NOON THEN GO BACK UP TO THE CABIN CLEAN THE FISH PUT THEM IN THE FRIDGE AND TAKE A NAP THEN GET UP EAT LUNCH (FRESH FISH) TAKE A SHOWER RIDE INTO TOWN WALK AROUND A LITTLE FOR EXERCISE GET BACK ON THE QUAD AND RIDE IT TO THE DANCING HALL AND GO SQUARE DANCING FOR A FEW HOURS GET BACK HOME ABOUT 6:00 BAR-B-Q SOME WILD BORE EAT OUTSIDE UNDER THE STARS SMOKE A BIG BOWL OF THE GOOD sh1t WATCH TV FOR A WHILE THEN HIT THE HAY. GET UP THE NEXT MORNING AND DO IT (WITH SOME CHANGES) ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! AM I NORMAL????????

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  • [Old Memory]
    16 years ago

    I wouldn't want you to strain yourself, but how about lifting your left arm, move it forward about 4 inches to where you see a button marked Caps Lock and hit it once!

    Take your time now, don't rush or anything. JUST PHUCKING DO IT ARSEWIPE.

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  • masav
    11 years ago

    Ha loser

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    There's no need to shout.

    "Put that ear trumpet away, Sheila!!!"

    "Okay, boss. Anything you say..."

    Oh buckaroo! I can hear the forest inhabitants cackling away at their livings.

    "I love you, Sheila. Now kiss me."

    *Sheila clearly doesn't want to but she's knows what will happen if she doesn't*

    *She kisses him and history repeats itself*

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  • 0404
    11 years ago

    what an odd life you have. :)

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  • jmfmrocks
    13 years ago

    wild bore?

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  • KandiSnack
    13 years ago

    Wow. What a boring life. I hope I don't end up like you. =(

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  • saistori
    14 years ago

    haha this is funny

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  • Gormenghast
    14 years ago

    lol square dancing

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  • alexlong
    14 years ago

    dude your damn lucky, thats awesome thats what i need

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  • michellemango
    15 years ago

    I feel bad for the ignorant assholes above. You just do a routine. you're normal.

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  • jesusman
    15 years ago

    i think it is fine i love to fish and to hunt boar we got the best boar in arkansas

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  • Thepalehorse
    15 years ago

    fish that often will kill you m8

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  • HLMRCALIFORNIA1234567891234567
    16 years ago

    B1tch

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  • HLMRCALIFORNIA1234567891234567
    16 years ago

    yea you

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  • HLMRCALIFORNIA1234567891234567
    16 years ago

    flikr

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  • HLMRCALIFORNIA1234567891234567
    16 years ago

    well by reading your coments in your profile it seems to me YOU are the one that has homosexaul tendencys B1tch

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  • Asskicker202
    16 years ago

    you have fallen into a routing nothing to to be asamed of you just live a stadey life

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    • artistic
      15 years ago

      This sounds similar to my life at one point. Especially when I was using drugs. I got to where I didn't really want to get out of a routine but kept remembering how it made me feel the first time I did it.

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  • HLMRCALIFORNIA1234567891234567
    16 years ago

    DOES IT REALY BOTHER YOU WHEN PEOPLE USE CAPS.? YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO SETTEL DOWN AND RELAX, IT'S NOT THAT BAD, YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT.

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    • [Old Memory]
      16 years ago

      Where I come from it is a sign of pig ignorance twatfaced one.

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