This is the final staw
This goes out to all of those heathen bitch boys and snotty little unbelievers in the comments. I see your shit and it doesn't impress me one bit. You know what I could get my father to do you if you don't shape up and start giving me the treatment I deserve from you bitches? You'll be burning in the flames of hell for all eternity, you'll BEG for my father's forgiveness, but I'll turn my nose up at you homos as you flail about like Nancy's in something my father could EASILY put out. You're yearning for a burning, pal - keep living your life in sin and I'll see that my father turns your ass away at the door. I can reach you anytime and anywhere, and if you're not careful, I'll have my father forgive the fuck out of you and wipe out that little thing you call "your life of sin." You had better ask me to come into your life and start doing everything you can to be the sort of man that I am, otherwise you little limp-wristed non-wafer-eating Satan's helpers are getting a one way ticket to a world of flames and faggotry. My birthday is coming up, and you WILL celebrate it, whether you see my ass by the eggnog bowl or not.