Threatened to punch my mom
My mom was verbally abusing me, and I was arguing against her verbal abuse. Then, she said she was going to slap me across the face. I told her that if she slapped me across the face, then I would punch her in her face.
So then she came at me, and I put my fists up and said "I know how to punch people, I'll do it."
Then she left me alone. And it felt awesome.
BTW, I'm a girl, I'm not some guy who enjoys threatening women.
I think that I'll threaten to fight my dad the next time that he threatens to hit me.