Throat punch - people - i dont like -or- even really hate

WHEN -YOU- JUST WHANT TO THROAT/PUNCH -GREEDY- MONEY GRUBBING T,V -MINISTER,S -OR- OCCULLTIST,S -PAGANS- SATANIST,S - ETC , AND HAVE FREE CAKE WITH CREAM CHEESE ICEING , AND FREE PUPPYS ! THEN TAKE A CHAINSAW TO THEIR FAGGOT FRIENDS AND THEN SAVE THEM FOR LAST ! -SMILES- ALL AROUND !-

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    THIS IS - A HORRIBLE POST - THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL - AND WAS WRITTEN WITH CAPS LOCK - STUCK ON AND - HYPHENS ALL OVER - FOR - NO REASON. YOU ARE A - FUCKING - IDIOT-!

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I ate an entire large pizza around 11:56AM today. Tell me why the hell am I hungry again and it's only 4:12PM?! Ugh.

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    • charli.m

      I had seaweed and a banana for breakfast. We're in the process of clearing out our fridge cos I bought a new one so there's not a lot of appealing food available. Also, I was sure I had a small amount of smoothie left, but I couldn't see it in the fridge. So confused.

      And now I'm running late so idk if I can buy lunch before work. Yesterday, my client told me off for bringing my own lunch and not letting her provide me with 3 meals a day plus snacks. She so crazy. But so nice.

      Anyway. I'm ridiculously excited about getting a new fridge. The last time I was this excited about buying something, it was a vacuum.

      Fuck it, I'm still excited about that purchase two years on.

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      • Whatintarnation

        I love how this has nothing to do with the post and yet is way more interesting than it.

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          Thank you.
          :)

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        You're so lucky that seaweed and banana can fill you. Lol I need a lot to fill me up. Your job wanting to feed you sounds like a good deal. I'd love it if Target would give me three meals a day plus snacks.
        XD
        Yeah I feel excited about buying new stuff too. I'm slowly redoing my room and tossing out the broken worn out stuff. I bought a purple office chair, a black carpet, and some posters. I'm happy at how it's turning out.
        :)

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        • charli.m

          Eh I'm not big on breakfasts. I usually have a PB, honey, cacao and banana smoothie. That lasts me through from 6:30 til 9 or 10 and I can snack. I ate some of the baby's watermelon while he slept today.

          Ooh redecorating is fun. I miss having a place to decorate. I can't even throw out broken shit here without being accused of disrespect. Ugh. We do not fucking need three broken electric frypans...grr...

          Purple chair sounds cool :D I kind of wanted to buy a purple couch but ended up chickening out and going with grey. I miss my couch :(

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            Wait, how is throwing away broken stuff disrespectful? Isn't that just hoarding?
            XD
            Bright side is you can always get a purple one a few years down the line when the grey one wears out.
            :)

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            • charli.m

              Yes. Yes it is. We have no space in the kitchen for "my crap" aka the stuff I actually use and need to provide edible meals...because we have to keep all the old broken appliances, broken or mishapen tupperware with missing parts...etc etc. Welcome to my grandmother's logic. We won't bother reminding her of all my belongings she actually has thrown out over the years...

              I'm getting us a new kettle tomorrow. Gonna throw the old one in the trash. Cos I can. And cos it is sealed shut with cheese(don't ask).

              Nah. That couch cost me like...$6-8k iirc? Built to last. Sooo soft. I sold it for $2k after 3-4yrs of owning it. Got me a return ticket to SC. That was more important :) plus I'm not allowed to bring nice things into this house.

              Ughhh. Haha. I know your home ownership situation has ended up less than ideal...but I'm still a touch envious :p

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  • Someone didn't take their thorazine today.

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  • Wow wow, chilax there Oscar the Grouch

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  • CoffeeTime

    I can't even read your post normally. The hyphens make me to pause after every word. Damn!

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  • If I understand you correctly, I may agree with you, ya crazy nut. I hope that last part didn't mean you wanted to chainsaw puppies, though. But yeah, if it's just about violently attacking asswipes and eating cake, fuck yes.

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  • curious-bunny

    Why do you hate Satanists? They are one of the most friendly and free people you will ever meet. Do you even know what a pagan is? I feel you don't. Don't you know Christmas and the like is a pagan holiday.

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