Throw cats at eachother?

My brother and I used to toss cats at eachother all the time to piss eachother off, for fun, payback, etc. Not from a distance, and the cats weren't harmed....just sort of casually tossing or dropping the cat on the other person from a couple feet away so that the cat instinctively sinks it's claws into the victim and clamors to cling on, hurting the person.

It doesn't seem very normal, but maybe I'll be surprised.

Yes, I've done that before. Not a lot, though. 17
Yes, I've done that a lot. 5
I've never done that before. No cats to throw. 8
I've never done that, or thought of it, and never would. 15
I've thought of it but never done it. 9
Someone did that to me, but I've never done it. 4
I have (had) a regular cat tossing buddy. 2
What's wrong with you?? 33
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Comments ( 20 )
  • Energy

    Ouch.... What if it scratches out your eyes?!
    Dont do that! D=

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    • You never throw them around the head or face, that's rule #1.

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      • Energy

        Haha

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  • Lucifershal0

    I must be the only one with the cat tossing buddy! Haven't you see the cat juggling going on in mexico! It's horrifying! We used to drop cats off of 1 story roofs to see if they'd land on their feet. Then they would come back and want to do it all over again. It was hilarious!

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  • Jweezee

    Ha. That's kinda funny. If you wanna be a real dick, when he is taking a shower toss the cat in. Though you might want to wait until the cat is in need of a bath to justify to yourself putting the cat through that.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    what did the cat ever do to deserve this

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    • He shit right in my path outside, and I'm pretty sure when I passed him in the hallway he called me a motherfucker under his breath.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

        That was your brother. For both =)

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        • lol, probably! So what do I do, throw him at the cat? I'm confused now.

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          • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

            Just toss hot peppers in his food. :)

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  • thecoldhardtruth

    That's actually hilarious

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  • Britton

    I prefer shooting them lol

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    • Sara0303

      Same here. I hate cats

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  • HELL YEAH!I love you buddy,let's GO!GAME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Been waiting a LIFETIME for this OPPORTUNITY!!!

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  • BlueAlice

    WOT.

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  • Aurora93

    That seems rather dangerous, and doesn't that anger/scare the cat? Plus I don't think the cat will like you very much if you do that.....

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  • moonstruck

    oh i thought you meant tossing a cat at another cat and watching them claw each other.... that could have some entertainment value as well?

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  • Xxscream13xX

    my dad threw a cat at me a couple of times...very painful..

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    • pantaloonz

      This is one of the better polls, but you gave too many options.

      Cat-a-lanche is what we used to call it. Nothing more awesome than tossing a cat at your sleeping friends and watch the cat try to save itself from an "avalanche" while clawing the sh*t out of the helpless victum.

      you get no points for anything above the neck though, cat scratches on the face is against the rules.

      Pantz

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  • joker42359

    u had me until the claws sunk in... ouch! i used to toss cats onto couches though and stuff i hear about that all the time... poor little guys

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