To the person who asked about south africa

Seeing as some douche probably reported your question for some reason, here is your answer to your question about S.A and its people:

Don't be fooled by my country's pretty book cover because the story sucks.

Good things:

The sunshine. It gets warm - but the right kind of warm.
When in Cape Town or P.E on a 34'C day, go to the beach because the water is refreshingly cold.
"But P.O.M, what if it is cold outside? :( "...well, fret not: then you go to Durban's beach where the water is always hot.

The South African girls are sexy and outdoorsy.

We are big on sports.

Bad things:

The beaches are always full.

The girls are vain.

The people don't leave you alone. There is constantly a beggar waiting to pounce you.

Government is all black and completely racist and corrupt.

70% of the roads are very bad.

Fuel prices are too high

Electricity is expensive and unreliable because inept people are sitting in those management positions.

Lots of violence and constant friction between races.

High poverty rates

Squatter Camps outside all the cities and big towns.

Criminals have more rights than the law abiding citizens.

The legal system is screwed up

Very poor school infrastructures

You constantly sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight.

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Comments ( 10 )
  • anti-hero

    Not to mention the high rate of hiv/aids.

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  • Darkoil

    Sounds like England apart from the sun, beaches and good looking girls.

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  • CountessDouche

    I'd love to go there and see the sharks.

    And who the fuck is this cunt that keeps reporting legit stuff?

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    • pastor_of_muppets

      I think it's just some ass-nut who thinks he is funny as hell. It is ruining this entire experience this site has to offer.
      You should come (^_^) Ushaka has the illest shark cage diving thingamabobs

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      • CountessDouche

        Shark cage diving with great whites?

        Count me in!

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  • shuggy-chan

    Hush little baby, dont say a word, and nevermind that noise you heard!

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  • Poes

    Do not believe everything you read or see about my country, I for one agree that crime is a major problem, girls are lovely and friendly, beaches are overcrowded especially in holiday seasons, Government are the biggest bunch of idiotic morons gathered in a singular place, government is the most corrupt in the World, second only to Nigeria / Zimbabwe!

    The weather is lovely most of the year. Cape Town and Port Elizabeth beaches suck as the water is mostly from the Atlantic Ocean and is fucking cold, never mind brisk, brisk my arse! If you want to swim in the Ocean go to the South Coast, nice and warm water!

    I love my country and fuck everybody who says otherwise, we are South Africans because we can adapt to any situation and make it work!

    Fuck Nelson Mandela and all his cronies from the ANC, they are all corrupt communist bastards!

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  • RoseIsabella

    I had a weird dream about Nelson Mandela this afternoon.

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    • eccentriceel

      You're so quirky (compliment)!

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      • RoseIsabella

        He was a nice guy in my dream.

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