To waddle over to the sink and wet a piece of toilet paper?

Ever since I began wiping my butt, I have continually gone over to the sink and put a little water on a new piece of toilet paper whenever I wasn't wiping enough poop off or if I knew it would take many pieces to get my butt clean with dry toilet paper. How many of you do this?

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  • ______________

    But if one wets the paper little pieces break off when one wipes leaving one with a snowflake butt.

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  • handsignals

    My house mates towls are great for making sure I'm perfectly clean.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Perhaps you should try wet wipes? Though wet TP does the trick when there's none on hand. Meh, do what you do, OP.

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  • toxic-mecha

    There are toilets in some countries in the world that shoot a little thing of water at your heinie to clean it off. You're just doing it manually, and it's actually pretty creative.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      A bidet?

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      • toxic-mecha

        Thanks, didn't know it had a name.
        Looks pretty handy, though.

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          You're welcome. They do seem pretty handy.
          :)

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  • flyingnostalgia

    I use water to wash mine...and then toilet paper to dry it.

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  • 7114garrett

    You want your ass clean and sanitary? Try 91% isopropyl alcohol. Do not use expensive soft toilet paper use the cheaper kind, the alcohol will actually strengthen the consistency of the paper keeping it from tearing apart. !!!WARNING!!!, it's going to sting like hell, but that's because it is killing germs.

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    • reginaFalangi

      Won't that irritate or damage the skin?

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      • 7114garrett

        Maybe you should start out with 70% alcohol. Isopropyl alcohol doesn't damage the skin. As a matter of fact it's called rubbing alcohol by most people. It's supposed to be rubbed on the skin to loosen up muscles and tension. Just don't take it internally. First wipe a couple of times with dry toilet paper, and then used the alcohol after that. Try using paper towels, they sometimes are better than toilet paper. Just don't use too many, and stop up the toilet.

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