To want to be this

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I spend a lot of my time trying to become a human weapon, basically I very, very much idolize Jason Bourne. I just want my mind and body to be capable of impossibility, like a Navy Seal or something. I want to learn how to take out 6 guys with my fists, disable explosives, I want to be a government military special forces tool, I want them to put me through training and work to neutralize our enemies. Is it normal my dream is to become a highly trained special operations military operative to take out terrorists? I've fantasized about this my whole life, being a secret agent of sorts, even if it means I may die.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    You can't, no matter how tough or skilled you get anyone can just walk up and kill you. Because everybody bleeds out just as fast.

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    • tryitsucka
      11 years ago

      Not God though

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Not nothin'

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      • EngineerTom
        11 years ago

        walk around mega hard like whatever God, cant count how many nigga's my barettas scarred

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        • EngineerTom
          11 years ago

          I like them marijuana smokin chicks most of them I smoke it wit couldn't handle it my ganja left em' motionless, I leave ya brain stuck, givin' hoes a plain fuck

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  • jucedaguy
    11 years ago

    Bad luck Brian. Special human weapon, deadly training, highly skilled.

    *has allergic reaction to cute poodle... Dies*

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  • IrishPotato
    11 years ago

    Lol sign up the military or something xD.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    So, have you started or do you actually do any of this stuff yet, or do you just like to fantasize about the glamorized Hollywood image of a super bad-ass military hit-man?

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    • tryitsucka
      11 years ago

      Well I hit the gym like a mother fucker and I'm up to 45 chin ups and I can run miles without stopping I'm smarter, faster, stronger. I do believe if I continue this I will be God.

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      • NeuroNeptunian
        11 years ago

        Then you will be the only God that I know of that can be stopped by a good Colt.

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        • tryitsucka
          11 years ago

          I've been shot at and never hit. I am God. I don't believe I will ever age, or die either. I'm the third born God and the last.

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          • NeuroNeptunian
            11 years ago

            ...lol.

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      • Shackleford96
        11 years ago

        Holy shit, 45 chin ups! I do good to get 10 pull ups.

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  • musiceater
    11 years ago

    He's saying taking out our nations enemies to secure our citizens, normal and infinitely bad ass

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  • Santa'sUlcer
    11 years ago

    Become genetically-engineered, ya dingus. Easy-peasy.

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  • captainpooppants
    11 years ago

    Normal with a twist of odd. Go for it! but I mean life isn't a movie the hero doesn't always get away..

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  • tehfoxyfire
    11 years ago

    The only issue with that is that you'd have to be ready for death anytime. Yes I know u said it but that means being almost entirely detached from any strong emotional bonds..be purely focused and logical..that's the way to become the ultimate ninja lol u say u want to be at it's fullest nothing to hold you back

    Normal id say :-) but then again I also in the future wish to be deeply focused on microbiology..a virologist to travel to different places around the globe to study in the field these microbes....though my life would be at stake at all times...Still..keep close ties with government officials about the nature of these potential biological weapons that would be SF awesome!!!!

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  • blacklabelbeeryum
    11 years ago

    Everyone wants to be a badass I fantasize about being vegeta on a daily basis. It isn't like that in real life, in boot camp you spend your time cleaning and doing house hold chores and not learning how to become the ultimate human weapon. You'd be lucky to see any combat these days, they try defuse the situation in several other ways and use combat as the last resort. My advice, learn krav-maga, collect cool weapons and body armour as a hobbie. Just don't go psycho and actually use it.

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    • NeuroNeptunian
      11 years ago

      VEGETA IS AWESOME!

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Fuck yeah! Although he gets his ass kicked alot...

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        • NeuroNeptunian
          11 years ago

          I blame Gohan for having a lame personality. It's all his damned fault.

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            Damn right!

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  • nAt2017
    11 years ago

    It certainly sounds cool, and it beats life in the office. But if you start taking it too seriously (for example, actually trying to kill people) get medical help.

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