Toad is my new favorite mario kart character

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I used to rock the koopa but I'm thinking he's a little too liberal for my tastes, so now I'm going to go with toad, because he represents the GOAT POTUS. Are you with me?

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  • SDM
    5 years ago

    this post scares me. the fucks a goat potus. why is toad a goat potus. im so afraid

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I have no idea what you mean, but it's normal that toad is your favorite.

    His kart is my favorite in the old GameCube one. It has decent speed, good acceleration for when I hit bananas, and great control.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I guess you missed the memo, or the Memoir. The lying porn star in her tell all autobiography said Donald Trump's penis resemble "toad, the Mariokart character."

      I am all for Trump, he is cleaning the swamp and you know what is in swamps Koopas. Get them out of here! Lock them up!

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        I get it more now. I like Trump as well.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    Oh wow you're good, hard to control him on that course!

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    • LornaMae
      5 years ago

      IKR?! Thanks, I nearly always beat everyone! :D

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  • LornaMae
    5 years ago

    I WILL ALWAYS LOVE DONKEY KONG AND RAINBOW ROAD THE MOST!!! ♡

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