Took a dump at local restaurant's urinal

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Got a little tipsy at a friend's party and had to take a dump, when I went to the place's only bathroom and saw the urinal I thought it would be a funny idea to let little crocker out in there so I did (note: perfectly functioning toilet). No one was allowed to use the bathroom so we had to leave early and everyone was laughing their arse inside out except the teenager who had to clean it up, played with him in a band too. I blamed an old man and no one knows it was me to this day.

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  • anti-hero
    7 years ago

    You're a shitbag.

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  • Insanitybxtch
    7 years ago

    You seem like a real charmer. Like, woah man, what a GREAT idea!

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  • unwashedrat
    7 years ago

    "I blamed an old man and no one knows it was me to this day. "

    Until now. My restaurant almost went out of busy because of you, shitbag! You're dead!!

    jk

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  • Rick_Bawls
    7 years ago

    I have always wanted to do this!

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  • rachelrules
    7 years ago

    gross !!!!!!! I don't even like using public bathrooms unless it is an emergency

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    Your friend had a urinal in his house?

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    • bucketfullofbuttholes
      7 years ago

      It was a local restaurant, but we were celebrating his birthday in it, not his house.

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      • RoseIsabella
        7 years ago

        Hahaha! It would be hella weird if some dude had a urinal in his house.

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  • Canon12
    7 years ago

    Pretty nasty, disrespectful, immature and a very poor reflection on your character. What would have been perfect would have been if you had slipped and you went down head face in it.

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    • bucketfullofbuttholes
      7 years ago

      lol

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