Two truths and a lie

obviously 3 is the lie.

1. I once had a foursome but we kicked the other guy out, and had a threesome

2. I once drove extremely drunk for 15 hours straight

3. I once kissed my best mates sister.

1 is lie, no-one gonna pay you for sex.

And as you have 4 instead of 3, I'm gonna say the last is a lie.. You really don't need sex, I mean what if you get pregnant, we don't need more crazy little niks running around :)

1. I've been kicked out of Sunday school.

2. My family has disowned me

3. I have a tapestry on my wall that I see first thing when waking up.

Edit: ok guys number 2 is the lie.

Number 2. I was asked what my opinions were about god in sunday school and me not being a beilive politely told her my opinion. I was swiftly removed from the room and never made to go to church again. Yes I was perfectly polite o was actually a well behaved child.

Number 3. Its nothing fancy but its 2 skeletons holding each other and kissing and I think it's just beautiful. They have roses growing inside them and it speaks to me. It's a cheap mass produced one but still. I love a good tapestry!

1) I've been kicked out of all you can eat buffets.

2) I used to work at Walmart back when they sold beta fish.

3) I am terrified of public toilets.

1.) I can't watch animal abuse scenes in movies.
2.) I'm afraid to sing in front of other people.
3.) I hate peas.

1) I own a motorcycle.
2) I am a millionaire.
3) I turned down sex with my high school girlfriend.

1. I have a rubber tube permanently up my cock.
2. I am as pathetic as a piece of shit.
3. I live in my mother's basement.

1) I used to babysit and after I put the kids to bed I would cut myself
2) My grandfather was a German sergeant during WW2
3) I pissed in my pants on a date and ran away like a little pussy

1. I am a person interested in Astrology.

2. I am a person interested in becoming an Astronaut.

3. I am a person interested in Astronomy.

1. I've never seen Star Wars
2. I hate summer
3. I smoke shisha

Not surprising. I quit riding while I was ahead.

1. I lost my virginity to my mother's friend.
2. I'm scared of the ocean.
3. I'm related to a crime boss.

1) I have 5 children

2) I was married at 15

3) Having 3 children before graduating from HS, still did not prevent me from graduating from college.

1. I lie often

2. I tell the truth often

3. I am almost never concerned about being caught in a lie

1) I once had a 3some with 2 escorts
2) I've hit the age of 30
3) I'm a pro at edging

For those of you who are virgins, edging is when you bring yourself close to orgasm but don't actually cum.

1. I have a poster of Cthulhu in my room
2. I had my first orgasm at ten years old
3. I’ve never seen Star Wars

1. i’m still in love with my 8th grade boyfriend after 3 boyfriends and 7 years later
2. i’ve been in an emotionally and mentally abusive relationship for 3 years
3. i’m addicted to heroin

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I did Irish step dancing as a child.

I smoke menthol cigarettes.

I think hot lettuce tastes good.

(1)-I have never ever date any girl in my life.
(2)-I have never installed TikTok.
(3)-my Father once broke my Pc because i bunked school that day.

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I can surf this website fine and run circles around you there Jocelyn Wildenstein

1 while camping I ate raw yabbies.
2 while camping I ate raw carp
3 while camping I ate raw shrimp

1. Im 22 and spent the last few months working in a barber shop with my cousin
2. I have a dog and a cat
3. People in high school used to call me "Skinny Dipper" (I have no idea why, as I never went skinny dipping before college lol)

1. My uncle shot my mother

2. I buried my dog and built a shed over it

3. I don't like lamb chops

1. My hair was so long it dragged on the floor.
2. I set an abandoned building on fire.
3. I nearly drowned to save my little brother.

I have four brothers.

Two of my brothers have Downs Syndrome.

My dad never has to pay taxes due to the insane number of tax write-offs he gets.

1. I can raise both my right and left eyebrow one at a time. One up, one down, one up, one down.
2. I'm blood related to a famous person in history that you would know.
3. I own three homes in three different countries.

i once went 70 mph on a carpet

i was a commissioned us navy officer

i eluded the police in a car twice in a 24 hour period

1. Hitchhiked in a foreign country at midnight
2. Started a school cafeteria food fight
3. Triangles are my favorite shape

1) I had a pet possum that turned out to be pregnant. Then I had 12.
2) I've had 8 broken bones.
3) I was shot by mistake.

1) Once on a night out someone tried to force feed me cocaine by putting it on his finger and saying “Here comes the train!”

2) Once on a uni trip I was offered, and turned down a threesome.

3) Once in secondary school a guy threw a knife at me.

1 - I’m afraid of large bodies of water
2 - I’ve ridden over 200 horses
3 - I own 14 goats

1.) I am the oldest of 3 children
2.) I am a published author
3.) I have a pet cat named Lilly.