Uh, sometimes when i drink...

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Hey, sometimes when I drink and pass out, I wake up underneath the damn bed. Like I just roll off the bed in the middle of the night and wedge myself under there. And it sucks cause its so dusty under there. I just wake up half sober and am like, fuck you drunk me! Theres no bombs dropping, This is Canada, whats your problem? What do you think?

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  • TrustMeImLying
    9 years ago

    you remind me of a beetle

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Oh man, I lost a friend that way. I told her so many times to vacuum under the bed. The dust bunnies....it was christmas time and they made a tree skirt out her skin and entrail garland and ornaments. The blood, oh god, the blood!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Normal. Perhaps you should clean out all the dust under there so you don't have to breathe it in next time?

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  • Maneek
    9 years ago

    if i were you, i would put a secondary mattress under the bed for such days..

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  • Haddaway
    9 years ago

    LOL LOL & LOL

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