Uncomfortable masturbation

I was traveling to Europe to stay with relatives for a couple of weeks, and I thought I had planned and packed everything very thoroughly. However, after a few days went by I became acutely aware of one omission...

Now I'll just say that I'm a man. Men have very natural needs to have to, let's say, relieve themselves every so often. Well, one day about two weeks into my trip I had been overcome with one such urge.

I try to be as good a houseguest as possible, so I didn't just want to crank one out in the guest bedroom. Instead, I had to hold it in until that night. When everybody was sleeping, I sneaked into the bathroom, locked the door, and seated myself inside the bath tub...

Having not packed any lubricant, I tried using my saliva instead, but with only limited success. Out of desperation, I reached the nearest bottle of shampoo I could find, and for a moment I thought I would finally be in the clear. But I was wrong.

My relatives are highly religious, so I wasn't too surprised to notice a picture of Jesus prominently displayed in the bathroom as I was doing the deed. Some of you might think it's no big deal, that I could just close the bath curtain and be done with it. Well, there was a slight problem -- the picture of Jesus was printed directly onto the curtain itself.

So having no other choice, I continued to "stroke the sausage", in my relatives' bathtub, trying to ignore the occasional dull sting from the shampoo, all the while Jesus was looking down on me doing it.

After a lot of effort, I eventually finished up, but I ended up spilling some of my "bodily emissions" on their carpet. In a panic, I dumped some moisturizer on the same area, hoping they wouldn't notice.

When I finally went to bed after that uncomfortable ordeal, one question struck me the most. Now, I'm not a very religious person... but even so, is it normal to be uncomfortable to masturbate when a picture of Jesus is in the same room as you?