Urgent: help meeee

I have a spider above my bed atm, and I can’t sleep cause I feel like it will drop down on me, how do I kill it it’s on my ceiling right in the crease where the ceiling meets a beam on my ceiling and it’s kinda tucked away. I don’t want to spray or hit it cause if it doesn’t die it will be all up in my bed and shit. What the hell do i do

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  • RoseIsabella

    At least it's not a cockroach! Seriously, we had a big cathedral ceiling in my house as a kid and there was a roach up there at the very tippy top. It fell off of there eventually, but it was scary as Hell, because we didn't even have a ladder high enough to get up there to kill it. I'm so glad that damn thing never fell down and hit me or anyone in the head.

    No offense, but spiders don't bother me. Spiders are aren't disgusting like roaches are, and they just be chillin, waiting for a fly or whatever. I probably wouldn't even notice it to tell you the truth.

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  • Boojum

    I suggest a shotgun. If you don't have one of those handy, chuck a mug of gasoline on it and set it alight.

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    • EnglishLad

      This has to be the most American way to deal with a spider ever hahahahahahaha

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  • jethro

    troll

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  • randypete

    Wanker are you on drugs

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  • rayb12

    This is called crying wolf

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  • JellyFish123

    likely because you're a pussy

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  • Pink-pumpkin

    hahahaha Get someone else to kill it. In this case I get up on the bed and smash it real hard with a book or something. If it's a big spider, RUN and sleep in the bathroom.

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  • KiwiWisdom

    If you have a spider be thankful. It means it's eating whatever else is crawling around while you sleep. Kill it and a spider's the last problem. It doesn't care about landing on you. Just sleep.

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  • I'm afraid the household must be burned down. It's the only rational course of action.

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  • HermioneJade1504

    I fell asleep downstairs instead and now it’s gone..

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  • Nickvey

    you are bigger than the spider . but the spider is smarter that you are . its going to win i just know it. i dont even need proof. it will be in the newspaper.

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    Kill it or go to sleep.

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