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Is it normal I want to fucking choke him or stab him in the face or something for making crinkly paper noises as he unwraps his garbage fast food, eating it while making breathing and gross chewing noises, making disgusting closed-mouth belching noises? He's also extremely obnoxious and nasty in general.
I had a goddamn gorilla behind me on the bus gnawing on a bag of Doritos with it's mouth open, and slurping on a pop. Sign on bus says no food/drink, but the gorilla didn't care, she just keep stinking up the bus with a big stinky mouth full of Doritos and pop.
i laughed thinking about this and the fact that you're most upset because their fat, lmao. if it was a hot chick chewing loudly and burping inside her mouth would you enjoy that? and why are you even that close to them anyway?
The fatness just contributes to the overall obnoxiousness. I would be equally annoyed by an attractive woman, but realistically they would never do this.
I am not close, but there is very little noise insulation in our cubicles. I can hear the quietest of farts. Doesn't give the fat slob an excuse, though.
Ask him to eat more quietly, if he's a prick about it which it sounds like he might be, then asked to be moved, if that doesn't work, file a complaint on him. But don't say anything about him being fat bothering you, that could be looked at as discrimination.