Wake up holding my balls

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I've woken up from sleep a couple of times to find myself gently holding my balls with both hands.

Is this normal?

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Based on 21 votes (18 yes)
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  • MonteMetcalfe
    2 years ago | pl

    Would you prefer waking up holding someone else's balls?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      Of course not. It's just that I find it wierd.

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      • Boojum
        2 years ago

        What's actually weird is how you apparently detest touching a part of the body you occupy.

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        • MonteMetcalfe
          2 years ago

          Very true.

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  • DADNSCAL
    2 years ago

    It’s a nice way to wake up. The little guys like to be cuddled.

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  • Boojum
    2 years ago

    Based on the results of my survey of one man, this is perfectly normal. My survey subject also states that he has often awakened actually - gasp! - holding his penis!

    Now, why did you feel the need to ask this question? Are you afraid you might be gay because you fondle a guy's balls while you're sleeping? Are you afraid that touching yourself down there is gonna make Jesus cry?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      I find it.. gross!

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      • Boojum
        2 years ago

        I guess you could see if you can find a modern version of this:

        https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/lg6adk/a_victorianera_antimasturbation_device_penile/

        If you're technically-minded, you could probably figure out a way to electrically insulate the inside of the device and connect an electric fence charger to the metal bit, so as soon as your very naughty hand got anywhere near your testicles, you'd get a nasty shock.

        Alternatively, you could grow the fuck up and learn to accept your body as it is. Just as dreams are often about wish-fulfilment, the fact that your subconscious is moving your hand to your genitals while you sleep most likely means that, deep down, you have a need some sexual contact, even if it's only with yourself. I'd be willing to bet that your conscious attitudes about sex and your own body are mainly due to anti-sex crap that's been shoved into your head by religious prudes or some other variety of idiot.

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        • Billy24
          2 years ago

          This comment is unnecessary. If the dude finds it gross he finds it gross. There is really no reason to get offended because he finds it disgusting. Also, if he is anti-sex that's fine as well. My god.

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  • fatok
    2 years ago

    I'm holding mine right now. Shaved them yesterday and they are baby smooth

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    I do this all the time. I'll hold my junk in my hands while watching tv. Its like its comforting or something I always did it. If I catch myself I stop tho I dont wanna pass that behavior on.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      The TV is watching you.

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      • 1WeirdGuy
        2 years ago

        Im already ahead of ya I made sure I didnt get one with the cameras on it

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  • jethro
    2 years ago

    You should connect with this guy https://www.isitnormal.com/post/iin-that-i-get-off-to-guys-getting-hit-in-the-balls--304059

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