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I saw a spaceship last night, it hovered right over my yard outside the bedroom. I saw a flash of blue light, and I do not remember anything that happened. However, when I woke up this morning, my asshole was really sore and my hemorrhoids are killing me. I think I might've been abducted and probed
Aliens are much more likely to probe your facial orifices, ears especially.
Nah, they beamed me up and my butthole is still sore as fuck. To be honest, I enjoyed it though. They should have used more lube. That's my only complaint, I mean if they're going to stick those metallic probes up there, they ought to use more lube.
Wait are you serious?
As in, you actually believe planet Earth is the only inhabitable planet and we are the sole residents of the entire universe?
Nutjobs aside, being how vast the entire universe is I don't think it's possible for us to be the only ones in it.
But they stuck a metal device up my arse, and my hemhorroids are killing me. I mean I'll admit I absolutely loved the whole probing experience, but they should have used more lube. That's for sure. My butthole is still really sore since I got beamed up. Like I said, I enjoyed it though, it was pretty awesome.
I've been sleeping with lube in my pocket, that way if they beam me up...... I'll just point to it before they probe me :)
Gotta say I hope they beam me up again. I've got lube in the pocket of my pajamas just in case. Because getting abducted by aliens and probed was awesome :) The aliens are kinky as hell in the best ways :)