Was i not right?

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So I wanted to ask you guys about the morality of a practical joke I did on my girlfriend. A while back my girlfriend got one of her computer geek friends to put a virus on my computer where every link you go to on the internet brings up gay porn. Then when she got home that night and got onto my computer she acted like I was totally gay and said that I got the virus because I was addicted to gay porn websites. She let it go on like that making fun of me for an hour before she told me what she'd done.

Here's what I did in retribution: I made a batch of brownies and put a metric shit ton of laxatives in them. It was her day off and we were going to go to dinner and a movie. I managed to get her to eat one and she liked it so much that she ate another. So we went to dinner and we got through it without incident. But then there was the movie theater. About an hour into the movie she started shifting in her seat a little and it was apparent that she was very uncomfortable. Then she became totally rigid and her face had that look of terror like she was devoting all her energy into holding it in. She started to get up and I grabbed her hand and said where are you going? She said out to the lobby to get some more popcorn. I go oh hey could you get me some twizzlers and a soda? I reached into my wallet and took an extra long time finding the right bills. Finally she dashed out to the isle and got out of there. I waited a minute before I went out and I rushed into the ladies bathroom where I heard the unmistakable noise of explosive diarreah and kicked open the door and said BOOYA BABY HAHA! She was crying bitterly and I noticed that she hadn't even made it to the bathroom. Her underwear was ruined and it was even on her pants. She let me take her home and I explained what I had done and she started crying all over again and slapped my face. I dropped her off and she hasn't been taking any of my calls or texts. Did I get a little carried away with this? I thought couples did pranks on each other all the time. What's the big deal?

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago | pl

    You're both bat shit crazy!

    Nice troll.

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  • dytrog
    8 years ago | pl

    I find it hard to believe you went into the ladies room at a theater.

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    • flyingnostalgia
      8 years ago

      That was OPs main goal after all.

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      • dytrog
        8 years ago

        If there was other women in the restroom they may not have thought it a joke.

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    You two childish morons deserve each other: I just hope the "practical jokes" don't escalate to injury or death, but at least in the latter case one or both or you will qualify for a Darwin Award and get yourselves out of the gene pool, which wd be a very good thing

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I've read some of your other posts and you seem like a real grouch. What a killjoy. You probably try to act all proper and have tea time and mahjong with all the other old ladies at the social club and then come on here in the interim to piss all over people's cheerios.

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      • Ellenna
        8 years ago

        Where is my reply sent this morning?

        Pointing out that I never act proper (sic); I don't do teatime and I can't play mahjong; I don't belong to a social club and I may be old but I've never been a lady.

        I don't remember pissing on anything, let alone anyone's nice bickies, but then I am so decrepit maybe I did and I don't remember .....

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      • thebathtubsailor
        8 years ago

        I never knew what a strong advocator for eugenics she was.

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  • mypenisinyourmouth
    8 years ago

    That wasn't funny. It wasn't clever either. To be able to fully get her back and make her feel bad, you should have just invited 3 gays over and wait until she came into the house before you started sucking a dick and have the 2 miscellaneous gays slap your back with their penises.
    That way you could at least apologise to her and tell her that your computer made you gay.

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  • Quintarius
    8 years ago

    Lol, damn thats harsh. As long as it didnt do any serious or permanent damage to her body i dont see any problem with it. Having said that, if anyone ever did that to me i would probably never talk to them ever again.

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  • mangohango
    8 years ago

    She's a woman she is incapable of taking it right, you shouldn't have even told her.

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    • Thunder_Ass
      8 years ago

      Probably the best answer so far. This story isn't real, but this answer explains it perfectly.

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  • rle122660
    6 years ago

    I'm sorry...this is not cool...I wouldn't suppose you would like to have your underwear look and smell that bad (especially in front of plenty of the opposite sex)...Not at all classy...you should respect how she would feel in such situations and not try to embarrass or humiliate her...

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  • bigol'dick
    8 years ago

    That was pretty evil. I love a good laxative prank!

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  • smagatron
    8 years ago

    Bro you put a "metric shit ton of laxatives" in brownies and got her to eat them. Then you took her to a restaurant and movie, knowing that she'd end up with major diarrhea, in public.

    She put a prank on your computer, not even your laptop. Your revenge was pretty messed up, laxatives are pranks should be saved for the evilest of pranks.

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  • Beeswaxsmith
    8 years ago

    That was simply revenge at it's best, but I think you did go a little too far.

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  • dytrog
    8 years ago

    I could have fixed your comp. in a few min's. I could run kill disk on someone's comp. and fuck it up good in retaliation.

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  • BlackyHancock
    8 years ago

    you need an option that says 'Yes that's funny, but she gonna dump my ass'

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  • dinz
    8 years ago

    Well how would you feel if you shat yourself in a public place?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I pooped my pants when I was out hiking once. I didn't realize the trail was so advanced and it ascended for 3 miles before it leveled off. By the time I got to the top my heart was beating out of my chest and I was sick and I tried to hold it in as long as I could but I shat. I shat my pants. So I took off all my clothes and threw my underwear off of the trail but it hung up on a branch for all to see. I wiped my butt with my (white) T shirt and that ended up hanging up on a branch as well. My pants only had a little bit of poop on them though. I had to walk the 3 miles back to my car like that. Down hill at least. So I know all about public poop fiascos and my girlfriend got off easy.

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  • TheCockRoach
    8 years ago

    The only problem is you didn't record and post it on TubeYou for the INN community view.

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