We are developing a futuristic handheld smart device...

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...like your current smart phone, but with one major technologically advanced new feature. Which feature would you most like to see implemented into this device? Your input is greatly appreciated.

plant/creature/object identifier (like pokedex) 6
Food printer 1
Telescope 2
Hover technology 2
Hologram projector (for movies AND bots) 6
Virtual reality stimulator (concerts, sports, games, alternate reality 9
3D project printer (buy online and print) 1
I have a better idea! 8
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  • Shrunk
    8 years ago

    No you aren't...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      That is true, I'm not. I'm sitting on my stoop chain smoking cigarettes in my PJs. I'm about to do some gardening though.

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      • Shrunk
        8 years ago

        That sounds more fun :)

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      • RoyRogers
        8 years ago

        I want a little watch that can scan a person and tell me their likes, dislikes, and best way to deal with them. I do this already just by talking to them but this would make communicating way less effort. I also want the tube transfer system from futurama to get around. Wont need a license ever again.

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  • sugartits
    8 years ago

    my mom has this handheld device that vibrates violently

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    I think it should go into an alternate dimension 10 hours after purchase. If it's in your hand, well too fucking bad; off you go, too.
    It would quickly weed the techno freaks out and get them gone, leaving the rest of us with more room, more oxygen and less electronic devices around. Wouldn't it be nice if that person who you thought was talking to you, was actually talking to you again, instead some nameless, faceless nobody on their damn phone!

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  • Shackleford96
    8 years ago

    Simultaneous voice and text input.

    I think it would be convenient to voice dictate and manually add punctuation as the words are registered, as opposed to adding punctuation after the words have registered.

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  • megadriver
    8 years ago

    How about a smartphone with a long lasting battery... That would be the most useful new feature.
    Like a fuel cell. You charge it and then you use your device for half a month (probably), before it needs recharging.

    Normal batteries are rubbish! They go flat.

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  • IINtobeonthiswebsite
    8 years ago

    A feature that turns it into a luscious mouth that gives fantastic blow jobs at the push of a button!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Come on, man! This post is nearly 3 months old and this is what you come up with? I am thoroughly disappointed in this belated response.............

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  • Steve2.0
    8 years ago

    I want a phone that can control minds.

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  • StuntCain
    8 years ago

    Cloaking device please.

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  • Holzman_67
    8 years ago

    electric shaver

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  • LizardSkin
    8 years ago

    Dolphins, With lasers.

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    I want cloud based AI that can create interesting personalities to talk to. Sultry, sexy, shrinks, or professors, AI could make you a better person.

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  • Dulse.
    8 years ago

    Built in Turtletelligence AI device.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Teleporter Relays. No, wait. Laser guns. Ya, definitely laser guns.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I did not include teleportation (obvious win) and weaponry (obvious safety issues) for reasons... Come on man! Be logical!

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      • Arm0se
        8 years ago

        Wouldn't a 3d printer be a safety issue? All that hot plastic on your arm, not to mention I could just print me a laser gun. And hover technology? What if I wanted to rob a store, so I did and just flew away, then while I was flying, it ran out of batteries and I fell on a car, ruining the car and killing me?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Yes, they all have safety issues, every one of them and especially the food printer. Monsanto's got nothin on that bad boy. The hover tech is not yet equitable for heists, but rest assured were working on it. I think it's well worth the risk myself. However if you like to err on the side of caution, just stand by a few extra decades or so while we twerk out the issues.

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  • ______________
    8 years ago

    I plan to begin development of my own handheld device, so I'm not telling you my ideas.
    But you're clearly lying. Half the poll options are total bullshit. A 3D printer, in a smartphone? Come on. A hologram doesn't even appear to be invented at all. And what the fuck is hover technology?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I guess you've got nothing to worry about then. But, come on! Hover technology? Anti-gravity.... The Hover board?! You've never heard of the Hover board??!

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