Wearing a muffler

When I wipe I always get residue no matter what after I poop which stains my drawers.my solution is wearing a muffler.take 2 kleenex fold em in half long way rip in half insert between butcheaks.i never can feel it there and it completely prevents your underwear from digging.does anyone else do this.?

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  • anti-hero

    Assnapkin Ed?

    "Hey Howard, It's Neeeapkin."

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    • VirgilManly

      I've head them referred to as manpons.

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  • derrickc30

    No matter how good I wipe residue is always there an hour later.wearing a muffler is the only thing that prevents it.it also prevents buttsweat.when take out the tissue its clean not all gross and brown.andvim straight so my butt hasnt been probed.

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  • NurseDiesel

    Butcheaks?

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    • NurseDiesel

      Have you ever had a banana in the tailpipe?

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Just slightly wet the toilet paper. It'll get everything off without any hassle.

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    • anti-hero

      They also make those flushable adult baby wipe things.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        I was trying a suggestion that wouldn't cost the OP any extra cash.

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        • anti-hero

          Okay good idea if OP doesn't have $3 a month to keep his bunghole clean.

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          • jeebley

            I mean, who can put a price on that?....really

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  • thegypsysailor

    I've heard of sucking on a muffler and putting one around your neck, but using one because you can't wipe yourself properly after a shit; that's a new one.
    Were you raised by animals in the wild? Just how is it you never learned how to wipe your ass, properly?
    I know it's a thought way, way out there, but couldn't you just shower after you shit? Or wash yourself with a wash cloth? Or, better yet, do as most do and wipe your ass after you shit.

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