Weirdest thing you’ve masturbated to

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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever masturbated to? Mine is Helen Keller

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TheAmateurStrongmanCompetitor

1 year ago

I jerked off to my step cousin many times while she was in bathroom showering I heard her lathering up and peaked through the door that had no doorknob and saw all of her when she was naked and putting on her clothes, then went to my bed and jerked off I was very young back then

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- ospry
  
  1 year ago
  
  You jerked off to your step-cousin.so does that make you a step-Alabaman?
  
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Tommythecaty

1 year ago

My own imagination, without doubt.

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- dirtybirdy
  
  1 year ago
  
  You sick freak. Hey kitten!
  
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  - Tommythecaty
    
    1 year ago
    
    Lol. Hey birdy 😁
    
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Doc69moose

1 year ago

A guy wearing girls clothes being fucked ..

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darefu

1 year ago

A relative but we can't talk about that here!

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Cuntsiclestick

1 year ago

Porn of a chick gaping a guys asshole to unnatural levels. Turns out assholes in that state aren't my cup of tea. XD

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- dirtybirdy
  
  1 year ago
  
  To each their own, butt...my ex husband was obsessed with anal porn. Whateverrrr, have at it, however...gaping is just...sooo....noooooo thank youuu 🤢🤮
  
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KholatKhult

1 year ago

There’s a scene from the movie The Incredibles where the main dude gets shot with these like inflating tar balls
Whatever

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- Vvaas
  
  1 year ago
  
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  - KholatKhult
    
    1 year ago | pl
    
    I’ll answer for Vvaas, his are the scenes in Avatar where they show the blue people’s feet up close
    
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    - Vvaas
      
      1 year ago
      
      fake news!!!
      
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  - dude_Jones
    
    1 year ago
    
    Ur sneaky. How exciting.
    
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Me4pussy

1 year ago

I didn't jack off to things but I like to tease school girls when they were on their way home they were my age and younger three girls 12 10 and 7 I was 12 at the time and I would stand in front of the window as they walk by they stopped and watched me from start to finish we were doing that for everyday for a month big fantasy about that girls watching me jack off and squirt cum

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fatok

1 year ago

I jerk off to smooth armpits. Give me super orgasms

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trexagireve

1 year ago

Jessica rabbit

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Giorgi

1 year ago

Corpses.

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Somenormie

1 year ago

I used to masturbate to anime girls.

Mainly Boa Hancock.

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Tinybird

1 year ago

I don't really masturbate "to" things. I do it while thinking about things. Does that count?

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Yaidin

1 year ago

Probably an AI sex chat bot

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1WeirdGuy

1 year ago

Barely legal transgender midget furries

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MonkThousandWords

1 year ago

I tried jerking off to bestiality once. Didn't work out, had a bad headache afterward for some reason.

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Chudders

10 months ago

Everyone on this website (except me) is absolutely fucked. I'm going to assume most of these responses are troll responses.

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Tobiaser

11 months ago

Stuffed animals sitting on top of each other 😂

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ChrissySnow

1 year ago

The Accused

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Jteko

1 year ago

https://youtu.be/fhSfJx7tybk

I usually cum at around 2:15 in the video

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- fatok
  
  10 months ago
  
  2:30
  
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DADNSCAL

1 year ago

My earliest memories of masturbation was that I used to hump a corduroy couch at my grandmother's while I watched Eva Gardner in One Touch of Venus. One time it was on all week and I went crazy rubbing ny dick.

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LloydAsher

1 year ago

A sex stick figure porn that I made myself... I was desperate ok.

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WaitCanIDoThat

1 year ago

i genuinely don't know why i jerked off to this. i'm so sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfmPREbTd8

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- Tinybird
  
  1 year ago
  
  there were children in that video. LMAO. Technically you jerked off to children.
  
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  - ObamaIfHeWasBlack
    
    1 year ago
    
    he did have the decency to apologize at least
    
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  - WaitCanIDoThat
    
    1 year ago
    
    i was like 11 at the time
    
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    - dirtybirdy
      
      1 year ago
      
      Probably should have mentioned that in your original answer....hmm
      
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    - Tinybird
      
      1 year ago
      
      So? Who cares what age you are
      
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- SkullsNRoses
  
  1 year ago
  
  When the tubes of heads come out of their neck they look a bit phallic? Other than that this is a genuinely odd thing to masterbate to. Congratulations.
  
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  - WaitCanIDoThat
    
    1 year ago
    
    i think it's the tongues and mouths?? i jerked off to this when i was like 11, but presently i have a huge thing for tongue and mouth related porn, so maybe that's it
    
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