What’re y’all doing for halloween?

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Are you decorating?
Are dressing up and walking around?
Are you going to parties?
Decorating the altar?
Dressing the yard?

I had set on being something. But I still can’t remember what it was.

I saw a scarf on my table and decided it would make a good Gypsy/ fortune teller. So I stormed my closet and consulted those closest to me. Refused their requests and figured an outfit. It was mostly for work so I neglected their opinions.

5 other people showed up in costume. I felt like an ass.

I had to make balsamic dressing and ranch. And sweep and clean bathrooms. I’m such garb.

I put make up on. Jewelry all over. Fucking mayonnaise. Fucking sauce.

Was it “fun”?
No

The Goddamn kids all had their own pumpkins. My eldest was too ill. My middle is a little useless. I wound up with THREE pumpkins to carve.

It’s not even fun anymore.
I looked cool.
The pumpkins are fucking amazing (Bc of me)
BUT FUCK ALL THIS SHIT.

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  • CDmale4fem
    1 year ago

    Some day again, probably on a halloween night would like to try going out again like I did 20 years ago. I had a female friend talk me into coming downtown to a bar. Actually it was what she talked me into wearing, and that was a first for me in public in pantyhose a dress and I even had the fake boobs. It felt great walking down the sidewalk with the cool air blowing up under the dress. That was about 70 pounds ago. I would not do it now until I can shed some weight.

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  • Tommythecaty
    1 year ago

    You are complaining about making sauce.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    1 year ago

    This question appeared on the site quite late it seems. The filters on this place are weird. XD

    But anyway, my boyfriend and I dressed as villagers from Animal Crossing. We went to the mall, shopped at some stores, and we had dinner at a nice restaurant. We got a few compliments on our costumes. It was fun.

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