What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever done?

My inner 12 year old says “your mom”

But doing service work, i have seem some houses that I want to flee from immediately

Easy win!

I sucked afterbirth out of a newborn foal’s nose

Beat that!

Edit - To clarify, his throat was obstructed during the birthing process so I had to clear the airway.
He grew up healthy

Slapped in the face at a strip club by ugly cock

My puppy ate too much of those rope chew toys then tried to poo. The fibres stuck and I had to remove the poo and fibres manually. She was not a happy camper.

I had to exise wrapped tampons from a toilet at work. A girls flushed her packet, then a genius shit in the toilet. That was fun.

For a day job I had to gut and demolish a rent controlled apartment that had dog shit, needles, mold, crack pipes and cat piss all over. Tearing up that carpet was fun.

Changing a screaming baby with a fever & diabolical Exorcist-level diarrhea all over him and the bedsheets

Gave birth...twice! Or three, depending on how you want to look at it.

If I told that on this forum, I’d get banned!

Ate my own poop. Yup. Not ideal.

First, fat chick freshmen year who wanted me to eat her out. My desperate self did and it grossed the shit outta me she had so much vagina cheese and super long pubes that I inhaled and choked on multiple times. Her ass tasted like shit too but that was more to be expected. Still think she could have wiped better those jesus.

Second time, milk challenge. Attempted to drink a gallon of 2% milk in 30 minutes and came very close. However, maybe a cup from being done, I vomited out like 6 times with chunks coming out my nose. Like big ass chunks. Three days later when I blew my nose chunks were still coming out of my nose and they were starting to mold as well and it smelled funny.

Third that comes to mind, when I was curious and stupid in high school I at one point used a camera handle as a butt plug and frequently stuck it up my ass. But I NEVER cleaned it. Idk what I was thinking but the smeared shit started to mold and grow some kind of white fuzz on it in my basement and it was the worst smell ever. I through that shit out.

Fourth, more recently I was parting the red sea and there was hella chunks. Not too strong of a taste but the texture made me nauseous.

Fifth, I have done flood the cave. Not as gross in my opinion but other people seem to think so. It took a while to get the technique down but when I needed to pee bad enough I was able to pull it off. Then I diapered her up and watched her explosiveley soil that thing. Very satisfying :)

Looking back on it, I don't find any of the following disgusting - it was just stuff that needed to be done - but I suspect some who haven't been in similar situations will find it gross.

Everything relates to my second wife who died of a brain tumour.

After an operation to attempt to deal with a recurrence of the tumour more than a decade on from the first diagnosis, part of her scalp didn't heal properly due to the radiation treatment she had after the initial occurrence. So there were a few months when I had to carefully clean and redress a wound twice a day. The wound gradually got bigger, and after a while I noticed something white under it. When I had a "what the hell" moment and tapped it with some tweezers, I heard plastic, so I knew it was the plate they'd put into replace the part of her skull that had been eroded by the first tumour. She then had surgery to graft some skin to cover the bare patch, but soon after that, the tumour came back much more aggressively and she had a stroke.

I cared for her at home out of choice during the terminal phase, and over a period of a few months she became double-incontinent and increasingly incapable of looking after her own hygiene. Fortunately, she simultaneously lost the ability to give a damn about that due to pressure on the part of the brain that deals with inhibition, so at least I didn't have to deal with her repeatedly apologising as she would have if she'd been compos mentis. That would have been more of a pain than dealing with shitty adult diapers.

She died at home in our bed, and after she'd passed, I picked her up and carried her out the sofa in the living room since our bedroom was pretty cramped, so I knew it would be difficult for the undertakers to get her out of there in a dignified way. Also, I just didn't want them in there. When our GP arrived in the morning to issue a death certificate, he was a little surprised by what I'd done, so I guess shifting bodies isn't something many people do. It made sense to me, and as far as I was concerned, she had actually drifted off to somewhere else long before her heart stopped struggling on.

Like I said, those are the weirdest things I've ever done, although none of it would have been strange to people who lived not that long ago in Europe and the States, and it's still nothing out of the ordinary for people in other parts of the world.

Involuntarily; Tripped and landed face first in horse shit

Voluntarily; Swapped a kid's milk with horse semen.
( Backstory:
My Dad bred -and still breeds- American Paint Horses, and he freezes semen to impregnate mares instead of having her get fucked every year or so. So anyways, when I was about thirteen-fourteen I snuck into the freezer and stole a vile and thawed it. Poured it into a kids milk carton because he was stealing our chickens and having his dog kill them. :) )

In secondary school I never brought in P.E kit, so I had this old one I had put together from different parts of lost property; anyway, my socks were completely brown, so I paid my mate a five of weed to drip water through the socks after I'd just used them and suck it all up.

I cleared a blocked toilet with my bare hands, once.

Having to flush other people's reeking shit in the shitter because they're apparently too dumb to carry out a simple task of flushing their own nastiness they've produced. Thanks for being inconsiderate assholes to other poor souls that were forced to view such shitshow...

I ate some can dog food.

As an early highschooler, I typed out some of my sexual fantasies. I still have them if anyone's interested.

I once caught my dog’s vomit in my hands so it wouldn’t go on the couch. I almost threw up because of it but I figured that was better than having to clean it up from the couch and a stain being left there.

Peed in a glass at night while living at home because everyone is such light sleepers and gets pissed if I wake them up by going to the bathroom and I nearly always have to pee at night. Idk one could do grosser stuff than that it's not like I drank it or anythinng geez but I can't say i've done anything grosser than that.

I stuck my snot on the side of my bed when I was little. There was like, a whole maze of snot on there. Disgusting when I think of it now.

Peed into a mini cup and drank it quickly. Do not recommend

I shit on a hardwood floor.

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I don't know? Fucked her on her period?
Used her mom's large dildo on her?
Looked at CP? Good thing I didn't get addicted.