What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever witnessed?

Was at a grocery store when I saw this old fat guy on a scooter run into a display of batteries and knock it over while struggling to open up a Dr Pepper.

The first thing that came to my mind was a man in walmart saying "goddamnit,son of a bitch" when he saw the handicapped stall toilet was covered in vomit.

Walked in a bathroom and some guy was staring at me as he pooped in a urinal.

Playing fetch with my friends dog he threw a stick that twirled 30 feet through the air and got lodged in the dogs butthole

Weirdest thing ever was when I was smoking in dad's house, put the cigarette out, cigarette in hand, dad saw it and there was no fuss over smoking in there, then he walked away.

A young handsome guy fucking a dog on the streetside in Sao Paulo. When he finished he wiped the dog and then wiped himself. It was during the day and people were passing by.

I think he was a homeless drug addict.