What afterlife would you choose to go to?

For those of you who plan on dying at some point

Limbo 2
Cease to exist 4
Hades 0
Life force assimilated into circle of life 0
Helheim 0
Heaven (Judeo-Christian) 11
Reincarnation 7
Valhalla 2
Heaven (other) 4
Hell (Judeo-Christian) 0
Hell (other) 1
Olympus 1
Nirvana 1
Purgatory 0
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  • Vvaas

    reincarnation because i got all the shitty stats in this life ain't no way i'm leaving without a reroll

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  • Holzman_67

    I’m looking forward to not existing after this. I mean, it’s the only thing that really adds true value, is that it ends.
    I think I’ll be ready, this life has been exhausting, I’m happy and I’ve done the things I want. I’m at peace with it.

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  • Pinkpickle

    REINCARNATE ME AS A GIRAFFE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SO I CAN FINALLY BE TALL!

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    • *You get reincarnated as a munchkin cat*

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    • litelander8

      This is very short sided….

      (I may block you if you keep displaying opinions like these…….)

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    • SaddleGoose

      No! You shall be reborn smol. It is willed! xD

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  • Wow3986

    The afterlife where all of you suck my cock.

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    • You know, this is a welcome break from your usual schtick. I'll take it

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      • Wow3986

        Take what? Advantage of me? Fucking creep.

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        • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • bitch_b0i

    huh

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  • dirtybirdy

    I just keep having flashbacks to the Squirrel Nut Zippers song "Hell"

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  • Tinybird

    Heaven, my own personal heaven

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  • Anonnet

    Given the choice? Other heaven for me. Christian heaven sounds nice, but it also sounds Amish. I want my computer.

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    • LloydAsher

      Eternal happiness sounds weird. Because as mere mortals we arent designed to be content and happy for long periods of time. So it's an infinite level of constant happiness or because we are dead we get a set limit and we just stay there?

      Because if following jesus was just it to get that ticket, if I was god I would put in another plane of existance as a buffer zone. Like born into royalty or something where if you were in power would you still be a good person or would temptation still fuck you over? At that point you are downgraded to earth.

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      • Clunk42

        Could you explain what you mean when you say a "buffer zone"? Your second paragraph doesn't actually make much sense.

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        • LloydAsher

          Like a first heaven to really weed out the non believers from the actual heaven. Because maybe you lived and died on earth believing in god because your life just plain sucked. But surrounded by temptations and opportunities you could make the wrong decision.

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          • Clunk42

            God always knows who is a believer and who isn't; your idea is entirely unnecessary.

            Also, purgatory serves a similar but different necessary purpose.

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            • LloydAsher

              I'm thorough. Heaven should also be a loyalty test. Which takes the fun out of it but if an angle can disregard orders humans are a heck of a lot more fallible

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  • LloydAsher

    Heaven sounds nice. Though I'd perfer any place with above purgatory level of comfort.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    Valhalla: Eternal battle & unlimited food, i'd be a happy boy.

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  • raisinbran

    Beetlejuice purgatory (the waiting room with all the wacky characters).

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  • Tommythecaty

    The actual one, you don’t get a choice.

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    • So the Beetlejuice waiting room?

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      • Tommythecaty

        Don’t even joke about that, last thing you want is that guy running about.

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  • normal-rebellious

    I choose limbo, there are mansions in limbo, I have a book about it, it's peace of mind for rich people.

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  • Jh9856

    I'd choose Cease to exist When all this shit end.

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  • litelander8

    I just call it the universe. 🤷🏾‍♀️

    I think once we pass into “the great beyond” we become all knowing. We’re able to be reincarnated or not?

    I certainly don’t think there’s nothing. But there’s a lot to be said for “all knowing”.

    The concept of afterlife is built for people who are afraid of dying. So when I explain my thoughts, I’ve noticed people find more comfort in just “religious” concepts and that’s truly all that matters.

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  • ibrokemyds

    if i got a choice i'd choose to be reincarnated as a house cat. oh to spend my days napping in a sunbeam and pushing breakable things off of shelves.

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  • SaddleGoose

    Valhalla is the one where you get to go to battle in good fun with others and be reborn after each battle, feast, and drink, and repeat, right? I'd love that if so.
    Combat sport, good food, and good mead! Skol!!! :)

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