What animal do you want in your zoo?

I had an idea. What if we could apply animals to a comment. And each animal would acquire a zoo.

Here are some animals I want in my zoo.

Wise owl
Seal of approval
Spazzy panda
Mischevious meerkat
Fantastic frog
Bats of boldness
Rad dragon

What do you want in your zoo? And is it normal to want this?

Voting Results
74% Normal
Based on 34 votes (25 yes)
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Comments ( 68 )
  • NoraBaker

    Giraffe Christ! What the eel is this?! Deer OP, please bear with me, but you must be some eagle centric sick excuse for a human beaver for wanting animals in the zoo. Ha, just kidding. I'm not sure I got your post, I hope I'm not toad off for my comment... :(

    Now, seriously, the one I've always dreamed of owning is the Quasimodo dragon.

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    • Hmm, no toads. I give you a punny bunny. :)

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    • dappled

      I love you so much when you write stuff like this. :D

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      • NoraBaker

        Aww... I think I just skipped a hartebeest! ^.~

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        • dappled

          Such is my love for this pun, I'm not even going to attempt one of my own (although I did have one, although not as good as yours). I shall simply sit here and admire yours instead. :*

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  • RinTin

    captain capybara

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    • charli.m

      Yay! <3

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      • RinTin

        School starts tomorrow and I couldn't NOT comment on this post. Capybaras represent!!

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        • charli.m

          Hehe yay :D

          All the best for school and stuff and everything :)

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        • dirtybirdy

          Holla!!! :p

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          • RinTin

            yeeeeahhhh! :P

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    • kupokupo

      CapyCapy! Pleasant surprise it was to see you comment! :D

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      • RinTin

        I've been sick the passed few days and today I woke up at 5:30 thinking I had class today at 8:30. Well guess what? It's Sunday! I thought it was Monday. -.- Der.

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        • kupokupo

          Aww dear, that's not very good! D: Well school starts here on Tuesday & I'm darn unprepared! Not looking forward to it at all!

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          • RinTin

            Me either. I haven't been to school (in a physical classroom) since high school. :X

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            • kupokupo

              Oh, that must be odd for you. For some reason, I can't see myself out of school ever, even though it'll end forever for me in a few months D:

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    • dappled

      Ha! I was going to mention you in my answer but I've already talked about you once publicly in the past couple of days. There's a quota. :P

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      • RinTin

        Error error capyquota overload! Log in feature disabled.

        :P

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        • dappled

          I went the fun route. I tickled a bara until it fell on its side over the box you type your password in. I've got my robots tickling it now so that should hold it for a while. :P

          Although how I'll sleep with all the purr-squeaking going on is anyone's guess. :D

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          • RinTin

            Password*: [ ╮(─▽─)╭ ] *purr-squeaking*

            I recommend the church with all the lovely pirate pigeons. Aye! Don't worry, they're only looking at your strange bits with one eye.

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            • dappled

              Aww, now I know the password, I'm tempted to log in as you and post a few things just so people don't miss you. But I don't think I could pull off an impression of you... you're unique. Promise you'll come back when you can? :P

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  • Faceless

    Carnivorous unicorns. That is all.

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  • NoraBaker

    Oh, yes!!! The Dalai Llama!! But I sort of feel like a cheetah on this one... And a bunch of hare Krishna, too! Running free, cheering up the zoo with their singing. Hound about that? No? Yeah, didn't think so. Haha.

    I again apologize to you, bearer of mini-human beaver; I really didn't wanna boar you with a gnu comment. :/

    This comment was in the wrong place and the formatting was off, so I had to bring it down here... ...!..;..&....Oh Goat almagpie! I sim pelican't stop! Cod somebody please skunk me up?! Aaaaaaahhhh!!! Anoa boa piranha anaconda macaw elk eek ack aaaaakkk!!!! System fail... :O

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    • charli.m

      Oh I miss you :(

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  • MissyLeyneous

    Hip Hippogriff :D

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  • Shroot

    my mum

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    • Dude i wanted your mum in my zoo

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  • coolio75650932

    i want yo momma in my zoo DAMN that bish is an animale in bed!

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  • moomus

    Spazzy panda sounds fun!!

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  • A liger.

    It's pretty much my favourite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

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    • dappled

      I've seen one of these in the flesh. Because I wasn't very old, I thought they must be quite common and most zoos had them. Didn't realise until I got older that there are rarely more than eight or nine of them in the world at any one time.

      It was an amazing looking cat. Even rarer, I suppose, the tigrine part was a white tiger so the liger was a very pale sandy colour with silver stripes.

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      • dirtybirdy

        I've seen a few of them!!! Woot woot!!! In south carolina. I was also excited to see a kookaburra. Just sayin :p

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        • dappled

          Ooh, I've seen one of those two. I get weirdly excited to see stuff that is probably really common to Americans like prairie dogs, Virginia opossums, and armadillos.

          Last time I went to the zoo, there was a tunnel under the prairie dog compound and a glass dome in the middle so you could put your head in the glass dome and by on eye-level with them without them being freaked out. It was meant for kids but nothing was going to stop me getting in there. :D

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          • dirtybirdy

            You bet your ass id put my head in there too! I'm silly, I get excited seeing groundhogs or deer along the highway, especially if theirs babies :D

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      • shut the front door!

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  • dappled

    I voted normal out of meerkat gratitude!

    http://imgur.com/T0rCI

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    • !!!

      It's a dappled meerkat.

      Thank you. :)

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  • bananaface

    Aww, this is still so cute! I hope it gets approved this time:).

    You get a seal of approval from me:P.

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    • Thanks! :)

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  • Pika-girl

    Red Pandas! Doggies! Otters! Giant Pandas! Elephants! Duckies! Platypus! Kitties! Giraffes! Tigers! Bats! Pikachus!

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  • cigs

    wild deer mice

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  • HigherDimensionalGeometries

    Scat rat, pedobear, your mom and my mom.

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  • theaverageatheist

    lame lama

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  • Megababy

    An irrelevant elephant!

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  • disfunkshinal

    Zesty Zebra
    Freaky Frog
    Dizzy Dinosaur
    Daring Dragons
    Silly Sloths

    Lol. My zoo.

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  • Ibelievethis

    What's a fantastic frog. xx

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  • kupokupo

    Can I have myself? A melodic moogle!

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  • DolphinAngel

    Animals are supposed to live in freedom and not be caged in a zoo!!!

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    • I agree. And don't worry, I don't plan to give any of them actual animals. :P

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  • Jar-Jar-Binks

    Howsa about:

    Hairy Wookies,
    Beastly Banthas,
    Warming Tauntauns and
    Cute Ewoks

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  • SangoNyappy

    I want a hegdehog and otter for reasons.

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    • I love otters! I almost used a picture of an otter but the elephant was louder. :)

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      • SangoNyappy

        We can have few otters togeher :D But I need one Deductive Otter and one Overly Heterosexual Hedgehog. And I'm still waiting until someone gets my reference.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    I'll give you a Benevolent Bunny, an Obtuse Otter and a Sanctimonious Squirrel.

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  • wigsplitz

    Yay bats made the list!! You get a seal of approval!!

    I'll give dappled a very sassy meerkat, dirtybirdy gets a flock of seagulls and ...Space_Ghost? gets 1 astrobiological soul of her choosing.

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  • TheSecret

    the rad dragon one didn't work well.

    but I would have MONSTROUS MARSUPIAL.

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  • Gurb

    Wise owl....

    They know all

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  • dirtybirdy

    Shrew
    Harpy

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  • diaperwolf21

    Rad Dragon!!!!!!! Dragons rule.

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