What animal would you want to piss off and be near

The premise is would you want to be in a room with angry animals of your choosing. Which might go on to attack you.

houseCat 22
Alligator 4
Badger 2
Dog(90-300 pound breeds) 3
Raccoon 2
Ostrige 1
Monkey 0
Gorrila 1
Flamingo 12
Baboon 0
Emu 4
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Comments ( 26 )
  • RoseIsabella

    I picked house cat, because I would wear my battle scars with pride! It is an honor to have such a majestic creature attack me, although truth be told I don't like the idea of pissing one off, because although I'm more awestruck than fearful I don't want to make kitty unhappy.
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    I'm more interested in spoiling animals, and making them happy than stressing them out and pissing them off. Everyday I thank God for the creatures big and small that I've had in my life; happy animals are a blessing from above!
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i does that all day with my dawg anyway

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  • dirtybirdy

    All I need is a mirror, then it go time!

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  • Spider-Man

    who gives a shit about animals i want to beat the living shit out of you

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Since the cats are the least dangerous, I'll go with that.

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  • selthmasta

    But still would choose cat becauseyou kick it and its over but I've never been around an angry large house cat that dident run away when you smoke its nose

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    • Yeah no that does nothing.. I seen aggressive house cats before. They are small but it can be terrifying and painful.

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  • charli.m

    "Ostrige"?

    Why would anyone *want* to be attacked?

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    • Something happened to my original response to this. I am figuring I deleted by accident. Its suppose to be like a "Would you rather" type question. Ostrich is a large flightless bird found in Africa. They are simalar to Emu. They also farm both Ostrich and Emu and I have heard of people selling the eggs of these large birds. All of these animals on the list are dangerous if aggressive or going to attack you. Even dogs and house cats obviously. So its asking which one would you want to deal with angry. Emu and Ostrich are known for being very aggressive and dangerous but that is not saying much as most birds are known for being aggressive and highly territorial creatures.

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      • charli.m

        I know what an ostrich is, moron.

        You put ostrige.

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        • Yes, sorry

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    • I think I might be spelling it wrong but my computer spots it as the incorrect spelling no matter how I spell it. "Ostrich" I think is the correct spelling. Its a large flightless bird and a emu is similar to an Ostrich. You can also get eggs from Emu and Ostrich. Also both Emu and Ostrich are known for being very aggressive dangerous birds and they are huge.
      <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich</a>
      <a href="http://www.differencebetween.net/science/nature/difference-between-emu-and-ostrich/" rel="nofollow">http://www.differencebetween.net/science/nature...</a>
      <a href="https://youtu.be/khTubSA2tg8" rel="nofollow">https://youtu.be/khTubSA2tg8</a>

      This is kind of like a "Would you Rather" question. All of the animals I picked on not something you want to deal with when aggressive or angry at you.

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  • MrsEdGein

    Why aren't bears on the list? They can do a lot of damage to people.

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  • Ace9

    Uhh.. U?

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    • I would rather deal with a angry bird than a cat or anything else on the list.

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  • TrustMeImLying

    From your list, flamingo. If I can somehow grab a hold of its neck we should be able to sit alongside each other in peace.

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  • chained_rage

    I pick Sea Turtle.

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  • jethro

    I picked an Emu because an Emu's memory is only like 3 seconds long. That way I can piss it off time and time again and it would be like the first time for the Emu. Then they would forget it 3 seconds later.

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  • seekelp

    Whale

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    • Mytwin295

      Whale what?

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  • selthmasta

    Its fun when kittens attack my hand and I fight back as if my hand were a kitten but not enough to hurt it

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    • Why I did not say kittens but cats.

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      • selthmasta

        But were theirs a cat a kitten sent far away unless you get it fixed

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        • selthmasta

          Isen't

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        • You are not suppose to let kittens attack you since it starts to hurt when they grow up and thier claws get even sharper.

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  • mystery7

    Shark

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