What are legal and illegal rules you don't take seriously?

Those little arrows in grocery store aisles

Wearing my name tag at work. I only put that shit on when the district manager visits.

my own personal rule is that i never operate a chainsaw after havin so much as a drop of alcohol

and theres plentya shit im comfortable doin drunk

I think most laws are fair enough, they're not put in place cos the lawmakers hate us having fun, they're there because breaking them would be detrimental to other people or society. So I think it's just immature to break those rules.

That said, there are some laws that are immature too. Laws forbidding us from having sex in exchange for money is ridiculous. They're our bodies and it's our money, that law is based solely on prudishness. The same with cannabis, there's no good reason why it should be illegal. And there's no doubt either that the main reason these things aren't being legalised is because it's not the norm, if every other country started legalising them then this country would do the same out of peer pressure. It's pathetic.

I speed in my car and on my bike. I lane split, don't always come to a complete stop. I fish without a license, I build without a permit. I water my lawn and wash my car not on Tuesdays. I smoke weed, I bring my dog and alcohol to the beach. I am sure there are more.

Wearing a mask in shops

Mask policy. I keep a mask in my back pocket. I dont follow them until someone makes a fuss about it. Then boom mask on. I would say it's a 5% chance someone (usually Karen's) makes a big sad about it.

It is bizarre how there is 109 comments and only 99 comments.

Wow I cannot believe this and this is gonna keep going forever and ever.

For me personally the one illegal thing I don't take seriously is the recycling law.

I swim right after eating and tear the tags off mattresses.

Opening packages along their tear notches. 'TO OPEN TEAR HERE'? Please...

This is amazing how my post got a bit popular, that's something ( wasn't really expecting this but big ups though. ).

Age ratings in movies. I photoshopped my ID to 18 when I was younger, not for alcohol or anything like that just for movies. Sometimes the stupidest things get the m18 mark.

Some of the music I like isn't available for legal purchase anymore. Secondhand copies can go for hundreds of dollars sometimes, and the cheaper ones may be in a state that's fragile by now (like heavily played cassettes). In these very specific circumstances I don't feel all too guilty about getting them through other means.

Social distancing marks and the like. Jaywalking. I do what I want. As they say

I don't get it. What's an illegal rule?

I take no rules seriously.

the speed limit by car.
I make fire when I need it.

Speed limits (For me those are rough guidelines), the stupid arrows in supermarkets in corona times, wearing my mask over my nose. I know, I know... I look like a POS who doesn't care about the world and is responsible for so many deaths, but let me ask you this...

So... you need proper gear, eye protection and a mask with an active filter (good ones cost about 100 bucks) to paint a car, or work with asbestos, you need full military gear and a gas mask to work with bio weapons. But for the "Worst and deadliest virus in human history" all we need is a surgical mask, or a scarf and lots of disinfectants (That cost between 10 and 30 bucks)?! Screw that!

I really can’t pinpoint anything. I do whatever I want.

Oh yeah, it’s illegal to own a skunk in my state. And I really fucking want one.

Outwardly I agree with a pretty standard set of rules and laws, like most people. Or maybe it’s whatever suits me at the time.

That’s a murky question.