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Lying in bed under the covers. I'm thinking that I don't want to get up right now, but I have to pee. I also think it would be good to get up, get ready and go to 6:30 a.m. Mass, but honestly I just wanna lie here. Eventually I will get up and go pee, but really I just wanna go back to sleep.
Meh.
I also have a new kitty :) She is completely white.
Still have to name her.. so far I have the names Snowy, Bleach, Moonballsack and Jimbob
Aww I'm thinking moonballsack. Mine looks like a raccoon I named her Indy.
I'm also thinking moonballsack.. it's a distinguished name. She already made friends with Butternut, my dog :)
I like that name; indy. If I had a raccoon-looking kitty, i'd name her burglar..
Oscar can't be a bigger arsehole than Butternut.
The other night, I picked her up and she farted in my face :|
I smelled like butt the whole time whilst watching Family Guy.
My kitty says whatsup to your kitty. We are busy playing guitar. She sucks at it :) But she is only 4 weeks old..so she isn't supposed to be good at it right now
Drinking dark berry cider, eating dominoes and celebrating arsenal's second fa cup win in a row and all time fa cup record :D
Waiting for glue to dry after repairing a fan.
It sure would be nice to just return it for a new one, but then I'd have to wake the chauffeur, who'd have a hissy fit about having to drive the Rolls to the airport for the second time this year (oh the poor, over worked fellow).
Then we'd have to get that lazy shit of a pilot to crank up the Lear Jet and fly us to the states. Of course, that would require us to have our Boca chauffeur meet us at that airport with the Boca Rolls and drive us to our favorite Walmart in Boca Raton (rat's mouth) Fla, to return the fan. Then the whole thing in reverse to get back to the boat. So many trials and tribulations, living in paradise. After just thinking about all that traveling, I'm exhausted; I'm going to take a nap.
pooping in my shower and using it as conditioner I heard the minerals are good for the scalp.
Sitting on my bed naked, getting ready to take a shower so I can play videogames with my boyfriend.
waitin for my boss to answer to the government man and goto jail
then his boss is gonna tryin make me boss but it aint gonna happen cause im happy where i sitsn i aint sposin myseff to that kinda liability
i warned em all and fuckin protested bout this shit and how i aint gonna clean up theys mess so weez just gonna hafta sit backn see
Watching The Nature Of Things and eating a burger from my mom's takeout <3
I tried, and failed, to put the kid down for a nap. Even after playing in the yard all morning. But at the moment i am watching parks and req, listening to my kid play upstairs with dad, and nursing the baby. He keeps cooing and smiling at me. It's precious. But I hope he falls asleep soon. I hope they both do...
And now i am watching Thomas. ...
Listening to Bon Jovi and playing with my medals. I wanna hang them all somewhere but it's 11pm now and I don't feel like getting the hammer in my socks right now
Just came in from the pool. Now laying in bed playing on my phone and watching my husband play video games.
Making the most bomb-ass scalloped potatoes you've ever seen this side of Scotland.
Eating a Toblerone Bar that I just bought from Walmart. It's so crunchy, sweet, chocolatey, and delicious.
I take it that Target also didn't have Toblerone in stock, like the four other places
Nope. Target did not have it. The one I work for seems to have downsized the amount of candy that's available near the register. Oh well, I still got to eat my candy in the end. YAY!
:)
YAAAAY FOR CANDY!
All we need to do now is stand in front of a mirror while you chant "candyman" three consecutive times.
We have this thick black chocolate here with pink gooey stuff inside. If you ever eat it, you will hate me forever because it will be all you would ever want