What are your life goals?

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Having goals is an important part of life. Personally I never cared about most the typical goals most people have. I think the reason so many people never get to experience all that life has to offer is that they are willing to settle for less. I will list my biggest goals.

-Finish all the music projects I have started plus continue to create music to share with the world and play shows.

-Create animated films based off stories I have written.

-Run for USA president.

-Buy a boat to live on. Also buy a hot air balloon. Travel the world.

-Kill a few specific people. Do not worry, they are unlikely you.

-Master extradimensional astral projection.

-Destroy the Large Hadron Collider once and for all.

-Have my memories uploaded into a computer to achieve digital immortality.

-Bury time capsule safes around the world containing hard drives with my lifes work on them so my legacy will be remembered when they are recovered in millions of years after humans have gone extinct and cats have evolved into humanoid beings and resurrect my memories from my hard drives.

-Exchange information with the grey aliens to use their technology to go back in time to plant life on Earth to evolve back into us creating the neverending paradox we are stuck in.

-Move to another planet to repeat process.

Yes, I realize my goals are impressive and some may say unrealistic, but I realize life is nothing more than a biological game and like any game, it can be hacked to achieve great things and I would not settle for less.

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  • dinz
    9 years ago

    Purchasing a decent piece of arable land and try to be as self sufficient as possible.

    Oh and to rekindle my love life again.

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    • Odeen
      9 years ago

      You don't know how much I'd love that life. As long as I still had a job, and could still visit the city, I'd do this in a heartbeat.

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    I guess I'm boring. I genuinely don't want anything fancy. My only goal is to be with my boyfriend and have a happy life together.

    I don't think people are necessarily settling for less. Some of usnjust have different goals and priorities, and that's ok.

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  • peterr2
    8 years ago

    I wanted to get my cock sucked by a policeman and I did.

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  • TrustMeImLying
    9 years ago

    Life goals:
    - Graduate
    - Hangglide

    Death goals:
    - Hug a lion
    - Hangglide into enormous clouds and get cloudsucked many miles up into the sky

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    Get out of my depressive/anxious state of mind

    Go to uni to continue studying psychology, I'd like to study criminology too

    Get into youth work ( I already have volunteer youth worker experience )

    Then eventually with enough qualifications and experience become a psychiatrist, it's something I've been interested in for a while but like my want to get into social/youth work I feel so many in the field don't give a shit, a lot of people have bad experiences with usless psychiatrists as well as shitty social workers I feel the more people in the job that care the better, a bad psychiatrist will do nothing but cause more problems and give the job a bad name.

    I know its unrealistic but I have a chance of doing it if I get out of this slump I've been in,

    Even more unrealistic are my pipe dreams of being a musician/ actor like mark kozelek, just, without being an asshole to everyone

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago

    Not to sound rude, but your goals don't impress me in the slightest.

    My goals are a little less specific. Be happy, watch my children grow up to be amazing humans, get a dog, etc. As for something specific, I want to prepare a meal entirely out of food I have grown and raised myself. Mostly, I want to be content with the simple thing in life. So far so good.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I had achieved all my life's goals at 31. It left me lost and directionless. I don't think I've really gotten over it, and to this day, I tend to allow my life to be guided by those I'm with, to some extent..

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      9 years ago

      wow yall finally used the potty all by yallself?

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  • Odeen
    9 years ago

    Why would you destroy the LHC? It provides essential data for our understanding of the universe!

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  • ThatOneDudez
    9 years ago

    My life goals?
    Ha, that's funny! You had me there for a second!
    ... You weren't kidding?

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  • LostAndBroken
    9 years ago

    I'm a leaf on the breeze. If the wind blows to the south, I go to the south.

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  • mystery7
    9 years ago

    You say "I did it in 2008 and I will do it for good next time."

    What did you do?

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      http://isitnormal.com/story/the-large-hadron-collider-destroyed-our-old-universe-183431/

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  • mystery7
    9 years ago

    I have already achieved 5 of the goals you have set (though I haven't yet destroyed the Hadron Collider)

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      I did it in 2008 and I will do it for good next time.

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        I am interested to know what your experiences have been. You must be one of us.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I achieved the one and only life goal I had back in 2008: Own a house. I honestly regret the decision to do it.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      Well maybe you just need help making the house into a "home" :D

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  • (s)aint
    9 years ago

    Goals: Be as happy as I can, keep growing as a person and improve myself (inside and outside)

    Keep working on finishing a book or at least a novel-collection.

    Try to keep toxic people out of my life, or people better known as bottomless pits that would just drain your energy without ever returning it.

    My most unrealistic goals are however: Get immortal, get super-powers, win enough cash to be financially secure for the rest of my life and to preform all the surgeries I would want to as well as the tattoos.

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  • Shrunk
    9 years ago

    Some of my more realistic ones (in no order): Meet people I like or at least learn how to like people I meet, live in a grassland, have a couple parakeets (a chimera one would be cool but i'd take any), have a lot of costumes, learn to sew properly, make a dreamachine, be an animator, be a programmer, make a (good) comic, make a (good) video game... And learn to pass as "normal" when necessary...

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    why and how yall gonna destroy the large hadron collider?

    this is somethin idve never conceived in my lifetime

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  • DannyKanes
    9 years ago

    Be true to myself.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Is that you Bugs?

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      Who else would have obsessive plans to become a god?

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        9 years ago

        I thought maybe kanye was an iiner

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